With DaviNA and Ryan having left I think it might be time for a mid-show set of predictions.
DaviNA is shocked when the show airs and she discovers that people actually think she’s not the sweet innocent victim, but is instead the rabid harpy with a dried husk where her empathy should be. She does a few interviews in which she bursts into tears at just the right time, but for some ridiculous reason the reporters keep twisting her narrative as manipulative as self-serving.
Having burst into tears eight times in a forty five minute appearance, she decides that if she carries on like this she’s going to get dehydrated - which will ruin her skin. In one of her trademark carefully-thought-out decisions she decides to emigrate to America.
“They flipping love narcass... I mean... strong women who go after what they want, over there!” she declared to cameras at the airport - but it wasn’t reported because the cameras weren’t there for her, she just threw herself in front of them to the confusion of the reporter who was waiting for Shane Warne.
Rumours abound that DaviNA was last seen on the arm of Eric Trump, making goo-goo eyes at the president. It’s hard to know what followed since everyone involved is a liar, but witnesses state they’ve seen her with a small, orange baby.
Meanwhile Ryan was contacted for a sponsorship deal by Australian Oysters Inc. He appeared in a range of adverts with the tag line “I only eat Aussie” where he vomits after eating off brand oysters.
Ryan shared in private that he still thought oysters were disgusting, but he’d found a woman worth swallowing them whole for.
In a twist of fate, the heir of the oyster dynasty has fallen madly in love with Ryan and his kind eyes. They share eye-contactless lunches and love blossoms over a bucket full of half chewed oysters. They get married and he takes over the business, making him an actual millionaire... unlike Justin. They have four children and to show there are no hard feelings, he names the twins Deano and Davina. Dean doesn’t think this is funny.