Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

Placemarking ready for the next episode

If Tracey and her melting face, doesn't have an actual fight with DaviNO - or Ryan with DeaNO - im going to be really disappointed

Whoever said they should match Ryan with Alycia - im with you. I like him because hes a Joshua Jackson lookalike

Signing in. Not posted much but I’m enjoying everyone else’s contributions

Place marking too - after frantically looking for last thread .

I don’t think I’ve known a thread in telly addicts to get filled so quickly, lol

Whoever said they should match Ryan with Alycia - im with you. I like him because hes a Joshua Jackson lookalike

They both seem to be kind souls looking for love, don't they? Mat clearly has other issues going on that he needs to solve before being able to partner up with anyone.

I like Ryan a lot. He seems lovely but is being shat all over by DaviNa, 2ho is still flirting and giggling with him, yet not actually telling him she doesn't fancy him 😔

I just said on the last thread that I think Dean is a sociopath and completely devoid of feelings....no guilt, no excitement, he isn't even that into Davina.

Has anyone noticed the awful tattoo Sean (boring bar manager one) has on his lower leg, it’s a giant ugly ant, just plonked there, .....everything about this man is really unattractive

Yes, I noticed that 51ExtraPaddingForFallingOver, when he was sat next to the pool miserably drinking beer in Singapore.

You could be right 49HumousWhereTheHeartIs. I agree that he's not that into DaviNA, he just thinks she's "hot". He's had his use of Tracey now and is ready to move onto the next one. I have no idea why he applied to a programme like MAFS to then tell the person he's partnered with that he doesn't believe in monogamy. Why bloody get married?

@AltheaThoon but he is still quite matter of fact about Davina saying she looks attractive sometimes

Didn't DaviNA say in her VT that she was sick of guys who only wanting her for her looks (or something similar)? Which is exactly what she's gone for in DeaNO. He has no interest in her as a person.

Totally agree with burntoutbabe on the last thread that the ethical thing for Davina and Dean to out themselves to their partners before taking it forward. This set up is very unfair.

Dean and Davina don't even want to be together I don't think

DeaNo and DaviNo seem like they just want to jump into bed together. Whereas Cheryl and Abandrew seemed like they had good banter and got on well at the dinner party.

DaviNo is something else. Letting Ryan get a tattoo of her and then getting matching tattoos and acting like they were getting on and then trying to get with DeaNo behind Ryan's back.

The thing I don't get really is Ryan does actually seem to have something about him. He's not a complete drip so it feels like DaviNO hasn't even given him a chance. I don't get the DeaNO attraction at all

I remember reading about Anthony from MAFS 4 being abused constantly after it all finished so I do wonder how much the Aussie public turned on the baddies in this one

Thanks for the new thread.

@HumousWhereTheHeartIs

I just said on the last thread that I think Dean is a sociopath and completely devoid of feelings....no guilt, no excitement, he isn't even that into Davina.

He isn't into anyone except himself.

@Sertchgi123

Thanks for the new thread.

You're welcome.

Currently watching season 3 which is much more like the UK one. Finished S5 unfortunately but might rewatch at channel 4 pace.

Dean and Davina don’t care remotely how their behaviour affects others. A pair of narcissists.

I read that Tracey has now undergone surgery to reverse her plastic surgery!

I’ve been lurking here for a while but I need to express myself!

DaviNA isn’t interested in DeaNO at all. She’s interested in her social influencer/media/reality tv career and she’ll make more money being known as a infamous sexy ‘bad girl’ than she will for being half of a failed couple. She’s far too immature for any sort of committed relationship and the experts must have realised that. Her and her coven of spoilt little wannabe mates all shrieking and giggling at the wedding were embarrassing.

I haven’t googled her because I don’t want spoilers but I would bet good money that she and Dean were over about 90 seconds after filming wrapped and since then she has done some lads mags/nude shots and maybe the sex channels where private subscribers pay her to remove clothes and murmur sexy phrases into her webcam.

Place marking for tonight.

Didn't DaviNA say in her VT that she was sick of guys who only wanting her for her looks (or something similar)?

Not HER looks . . . . Angelina Jolie's looks . . . (Primark version)