Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

Oh God that link! Noooooooo.......resistance is futile!

Ola! Just checking in for tonight's fun n games

Here to see what tonight brings..my kids can’t believe how early I’m getting dinner ready lately 😀

Dammit. Googled Matt and Alycia and accidentally found spoilers that involved others in the show🤦🏻‍♀️ Must sit on hands!!

Thanks for the new threads Schadenfreude place marking for catch up.

I’m not saying I binge watched the entire series when I was off work last week, but I wanted to join this thread just to see everyone else’s reactions to my favourite episodes!

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Didn't DaviNA say in her VT that she was sick of guys who only wanting her for her looks (or something similar)?

Not HER looks . . . . Angelina Jolie's looks . . . (Primark version)

Primark??? Poundshop more like . I seriously dont see anything attractive about her at all.

Ah Troy and Ashley - good!!

I’m glad he stuck to his guns, I wouldn’t cut my hair off for my children unless it was to save their lives

Ha I'd have loved to have seen Troy with a buzzcut!

Checking in. Just starting. Ramming back my dinner before I see anything off putting.

It was at this point I started to dislike Ashley! ( but I couldn’t say anything, lol) Having a strop because he won’t cut his hair, she’s not even asking a trim she’s talking a buzz cut.

He’s not Simon luv. Troy May always be looking in the mirror etc but that’s him, if you don’t like it move on but to insist he cuts his hair to prove himself is ridiculous as if she would do it! . She’s always bloody moaning and whinging.

@hoxtonbabe

It was at this point I started to dislike Ashley! ( but I couldn’t say anything, lol) Having a strop because he won’t cut his hair, she’s not even asking a trim she’s talking a buzz cut.

He’s not Simon luv. Troy May always be looking in the mirror etc but that’s him, if you don’t like it move on but to insist he cuts his hair to prove himself is ridiculous as if she would do it! . She’s always bloody moaning and whinging.

Oh god. She really has let herself down. It's a fucking haircut Ashley. It doesn't prove his undying love for her. Even if he did get it I think he'd still be admiring himself. That's just him.

At least she's not persuading him to get a tattoo of her face . . . .

But if he is ALWAYS looking at himself and swishing his hair, I can understand the temptation to hack the lot off and see if there is anything deep underneath

The biggest tanty...love that! Going to use that with my kids 😀

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Davina is the devil incarnate, she’s on a totally different scale, no one can match her level of crazy.

Thumbface is an absolute sh*t!

He and DaviNA deserve each other. They should be physically shackled together for the rest of their miserable selfish lives . . .

I hope to God the experts question one of the terrible two about what's going on. It seems like they sneak off during dinner. I am hoping beyond hope that some catches them pashing (oz lingo) 😃

Dean is like a walking (tiny) erection...yuk

Is it a bit odd that no one has mentioned that Matt and Alycia aren't there, or have I missed a bit?

Ashley is beginning to get on my nerves a bit.....hates attention so much but goes on MAFS 🙄

@Arrivederla

Is it a bit odd that no one has mentioned that Matt and Alycia aren't there, or have I missed a bit?

I didn't notice anyone mention it either.

Tracey is a thunderc*nt

Good point Estuary

Like those people on "Embarrassing Illnesses" who were too shy to show the doctor their genital warts, but will whip their kecks off for a camera crew . . .

I know she can’t help it, but Ashley’s voice really grates