Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

How am I a player?

He's the victim in all f this, poor man!

How he suffers . . .

It IS Destiny

He and DaviNA are both experts at it, I think.

I hope Dean challenges them all to a rap battle

Beaten before he starts if the standard of his Ode to Tracey is anything to go by.

When did Ryan say Dean could go after DaviNA??

What is he talking about??

Maybe ha dreamt it 😀

I think there was a vague conversation where Ryan told Dean that Davina had mentioned he was hot. (In this weird world where hot means gross)

I genuinely do NOT understand why Tracey would want to stay with Deanooo after seeing texts like that? I know I would never feel the same about a guy if he did that to me.

He's lying,Claudia. Ryan said no such thing.

Difficult to believe that this prince of a man could tell a fib, but there you go.

DaviNA has now been exposed for what she is.

Yes Ryan!

Ah!

Method in her madness!

I'm developing a bit of respect for her - as long as she isn't letting him sh*g her.

I'm sorry - but it wasn't me! :(

DaviNA's face - she''s enjoying Thumbface getting snubbed.

And so is Tracey.

And nice comment from Charlene - "Feel for Ryan, and for Tracey" no mention of DaviNA - no sympathy for her.

Ha someone on Twitter just said Ryan's eyeroll should be turned into a gif!

Thanks @Inmybackyard and @SchadenfreudePersonified

Dean gets worse every time.
How does he not believe people can see him for what he really is?!?!
What a fool.

Ryan has all my respect. I really hope that Tracey realises who Dean is now and having got revenge she chooses to leave.

Do people think there’s anyone Ryan would have matched well with? I think he’s too down to earth for Carly. Alycia (sp?) I actually suspect would be moany with anyone. I feel like I’ve only seen five minutes of Blair so can’t judge there.

Hasn't even acknowledged Carly - she deserves better.

Ashley even! How could I forget Troy’s constant bleating of “Ash”.

I've got her a present but I didn't bother to bring it.

I think they should have matched the couples the same way they used to at Swingers parties in the 70s. Chuck your car keys in a bowl and take a chance! I bet a random matching system would stand the same chance of success as this shitshow!

TROY - Your HAIR is UNTIDY!

DO something about it, quickly!

I understand why Troy is annoying Ashley because he’s insanely infuriating, but she really should have left a couple of weeks ago, at this point it’s on her for letting this drag on and leading him on.

I think he's doing it on purpose . . . there was a little triumphant smile when she got up to walk out.

Troy's deliberately playing her. I'd put money on it.

Go Telv!