Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

@BlogTheBlogger I thought the same

@FuzzyPuffling

NOOOO Schady NOOOO. Do not desert me.

You are forgiven Fuzzy. I just can't stay angry with you, you li'l Puffling

(If you show everyone your signature picture they will realise why I am a pushover )

Oh - sht! it must be coming up to Christmas - the J-P Gaultier crppy parfum adverts are out again.

Maybe Estuary and I don't like eggs because we both have bird names, so eating eggs is like devouring your FAMILY.

Now stop picking on us!

How can you be a bird and nt like eggs estuary?

Or do you and Fuzzy just feel it's cannabialistic?

I’ve had kids and don’t think I’d answer my parents asking if I’d been intimate 😂😂

CROSS-POST!

I have already accepted your feeble excuse explanation.

Awww Telv

That's not an appropriate question Russell.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

How can you be a bird and nt like eggs estuary?

Or do you and Fuzzy just feel it's cannabialistic?

We can’t eat the children 😳😳😂

We can’t eat the children

Are you a red blooded male or what?

The answer is ‘what’.

Oh poor Gabrielle.

Poor Gabrielle. You can't put up with that. Surely he's edging towards asexual over being gay.

Just for you Schady

I don't find Nasser at all attractive, either physically or in the way he behaves. I find him a bit creepy. Apart from the surfing.

@FuzzyPuffling

Just for you Schady

You are an adorable little thing

Did N and G do the deed before or after she told him she wore a wig? Am just being cynical wondering if her revelation effected him somehow, despite him saying it didnt

DH is now reading this thread during the adverts. Hello from the other sofa!!!

Hello MrFuzzyPuffling!!

@FuzzyPuffling

DH is now reading this thread during the adverts. Hello from the other sofa!!!

Hello fuzzys DH. Does he eat eggs 😂😂

DaviNO's a self-serving piece of work, isn't she?

I hope he tells her to bugger off!

He'll never be able to trust her.

He eats any eggs he can cook himself.

Go Ryan!!! Brilliantly said - D has no chance now

@BlogTheBlogger I think they did the night she had a heart to heart with him about her wig.

@FuzzyPuffling

Just for you Schady

Cheers Fuzzy

You've lost none of your charm.