Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

Thank you Fuzzy

Bloody hell Sean. That's harsh

Charlene is lovely - he's lucky to have her.

Very harsh. Had also forgotten about them.

He was a late baby for his dad, wasn't he? Wonder if there is another family somewhere.

I was just thinking that Schady

Ashely is getting right up my nose now. She is too controlling. I hope Troy asks her to do without her massive eyelashes.

As I watched that pint of milk getting mixed into the eggs, I thought

I have never made scrambled eggs either.

Good god how can you have gone up in a household that didn't eat eggs. Am I alone in thinking that is bizarre?

How many glasses is that Ashley?

@FuzzyPuffling

I have never made scrambled eggs either.

Have you made some other type of eggs though.

Why go on the show Justin???? Only be in aus 3/4 months in the next few years Bizarre man

You must - Fuzzy my little Puffling

Properly made scrambled eggs is the food of the gods - creamy, buttery and delicious. With hot buttered toast.

As it happens, that's what we had for lunch today.

One of my mother's sayings is 'you'll never go hungry if you have an egg'. Troy clearly the exception to that.

I don't like eggs. Only in Yorkshire pudding and cakes.

Ok PLEASE, Ryan- expose her for the cheating bee-atch that she is!

How dare she accuse him of not having depth?

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You must - Fuzzy my little Puffling

Properly made scrambled eggs is the food of the gods - creamy, buttery and delicious. With hot buttered toast.

As it happens, that's what we had for lunch today.

I'm thinking I might have them for dinner 😃 I love scrambled egg. It is the good of the gods.

@FuzzyPuffling

I don't like eggs. Only in Yorkshire pudding and cakes.

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

Oh, when I was a student I once made an omelette. It was horrid. I am obviously Troy's soulmate.

@FuzzyPuffling

I don't like eggs. Only in Yorkshire pudding and cakes.

I’m with you on that Fuzzy.......I am no fan of eggs 👍

NOOOO Schady NOOOO. Do not desert me.

I don't thinks his mate's wives/partners are too impressed with D.

You don't know what you've got till it's gone , kidder.

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Oh, when I was a student I once made an omelette. It was horrid. I am obviously Troy's soulmate.

I was just about to say it. Ye are made for each other.

Phew Estuary. Seat on the "No Eggs Bench" awaits you.

DaviNA is going on like it's her choice whether they give things another go and Ryan has no input. He is going to be fuming when she puts stay.

Estuary and Fuzzy fighting over Troy and his eggless life