Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

Patronising, manipulative witch she is.

How stupid is Davina??
Did she really think Ryan was going to welcome her back with open arms after she was ready to run off with Dean?

I am liking Ryan's tough stance on Davina.

Good man Ryan. For sure she wouldn't have cast a backward glance at him if DeanO hadn't done what he did.

She is just on another level self centred. Can't seem to grasp that what she did was the shittiest thing anyone has done to another person on this.

[quote rainbowlou]@BlogTheBlogger I think they did the night she had a heart to heart with him about her wig.[/quote]
Ah ok thanks, couldnt remember

DH is now reading this thread during the adverts. Hello from the other sofa!!!

Hello Mr FuzzyPuffling

Mmm - seems that only one of them was talking about having sex . . .

1. If that's Ash trying heaven help us all when she's not
2. No teeth cleaning, no deal. QED.

Doesn't even clean his teeth!

And after that really enthusiastic tooth-cleaning episode on the mornign of the wedding.

It explains much - he'd never cleaned his teeth before and din't know how to do it.

They will just never be happy will they. Time to admit to themselves that they just don't work.

Ryan please don't cave in and fall for Wicked Davila's crap. She is so fickle.
Stay strong and tell her to sod off. Don't be second best.

That teaser for Monday 😍

Actually feeling sorry for Troy now. Am not sure he can do anything right in her eyes.

Ooh next dinner party looks good! only 70 hours to wait...

DH says hello to everyone!

Next one looks feisty! (May have to watch it at a random time - we normally watch in the morning but on Tuesday I've got to go to hospital, so our schedule has all gone to pot)

Monday looks exciting.

It's going to be a loooong weekend . . . .

OMG. I want it to be Monday now ☹️. I must try not to give in to them link’......

I'm so pleased that Ryan isn't prepared to be second-best.

Thank heavens there is at least one person in those two couples with both common sense and integrity.

@BlogTheBlogger

Yep! She constantly whinges, even when she’s happy she still moans. That would be my nightmare DIL. I would channel my inner ruby if my son came home with someone like her

@EstuaryBird

OMG. I want it to be Monday now ☹️. I must try not to give in to them link’......

DON'T GIVE IN!

STAY STRONG!

There's a link upthread to series three - watch that - okay, it's methadone to series 5 heroin, but it will help you through the hard times!

Me too @hoxtonbabe I think she would drive me insane. When she is fun she is great, but he is walking on scrambled egg shells with her!

I shall stay strong! It wouldn’t be half as much fun without this thread anyway 😊

Troy seems to be overly obsessed with sex to me, it can be annoying if you’re pestered for sex and might explain if she’s always in a bad mood

Oh I forgot it was only Friday 😩

[quote hoxtonbabe]@BlogTheBlogger

Yep! She constantly whinges, even when she’s happy she still moans. That would be my nightmare DIL. I would channel my inner ruby if my son came home with someone like her[/quote]
OMG Ashley is something else, always whinny and putting Troy down. I hope he says leave fuck off.

Davina just likes a challenge doesn't she. When Ryan was interested she was bored, now he's ignoring her she can't get enough of it.

She's a bit psycho though in that she seems to think that if she just pretends in front of his parents and friends that nothing is wrong that Ryan will just bend to her will. She doesn't understand how much self control he has in the way he is staying civil and polite towards her l, and she's mistaking it for weakness.