Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

I think the Ryan and Davina thing was summed up when he said what she was doing is hurting people. She said ‘who’s going to get hurt?!’ And he said ‘me!’
She just doesn’t get it. Is only out for herself.

The trouble is that Davina feels like a victim in this so she is trying to rewrite what happened, . She was as up for it as he was but I guess at least she was honest at the commitment ceremony unlike him. She should have told Ryan first. Dean had planned it all along I think. He is worse than Davina in all this but she is still pretty awful.

I did have a laugh when Tracey free styled her rap and Dean had spent god knows how long writing his, he's an awful idiot.

Justin and his exciting tour of his global empire, what the fuck was that all about, and where were all the staff, who's running this empire, "we like to keep it clean" was about the most exciting thing he said, and he actually thought Carly was absorbing all the information, read the room Justin for god sake.

Davina has said more than once that she is there for her, she is not responsible for anyone elses happiness, does she not realise what she is actually saying, and if she does vote to stay for another week I don't know how Ryan will cope with that.

Also Matt was allowed to leave even though Alycia wanted to stay, so they both had to go, so why can't Ryan just pack it all in.

DaviNA has such a peculiar way of looking at the world, completely lacking in empathy for Ryan. It could be that she’s so lacking in emotional intelligence that she cannot comprehend why he is hurt when she isn’t.

He deserves someone so much better than her.

Justin was sooooo dull. It was all really odd. How on earth could he think that that tour would win over Carly, who already felt he was too work focused. I loved her comment about how she was at least expecting an ice cream.

Justin is just like his machines; all the basic framework for creating something enjoyable and fun, but not the end product.

I think Justin and Davina should be together, she would spend her days spending his millions and not bothering him, he could spend his days finding quotes for his office, both get together a few times a week for dinner and sex, she could be his plus one occasionally when required.
Nobody gives a shit about anyone but themselves.
Perfect arrangement.

Davina's lack of empathy is unreal, I have never seen anything like it. She genuinely can't see she has done anything wrong.

Justin showing Carly around the office and pointing out the "inspirational" quotes on the wall reminded me so much of David Brent.

Oh dear god I forgot about the quotes

I'd expect something like this for a 'global headquarters' His office looked like an institutional building.

I'm just speechless.

Davina has said more than once that she is there for her, she is not responsible for anyone elses happiness, does she not realise what she is actually saying, and if she does vote to stay for another week I don't know how Ryan will cope with that.

Hope that if this happens he just walks away (after telling her what a cowbag she is.)

Justin showing Carly around the office and pointing out the "inspirational" quotes on the wall reminded me so much of David Brent.

This is what I thought, lol

@WitchesNStuff that serves us right for watching ahead, lol I’ve seen the whole lot now

Thought you’d all like to see this sexeh shot from MANLY BEACH

@hoxtonbabe its so frustrating. I just couldn't not watch on after it kicked off at the first commitment ceremony.

@LunchBoxPolice... geezzzz, thanks for that! Just what I’ve been missing😋

He reminds me of Danielle from 90 day, then one that was married to Mohammed.

@WitchesNStuff

I’ve been good and not moved on to S6 but that’s only because I’m engrossed in lucifer now and admiring Tom Elis, which we all need after looking at the likes of thumbface, Justin, and miserable Sean.

@LunchBoxPolice

Thought you’d all like to see this sexeh shot from MANLY BEACH

Haha wtf there is so many things wrong but please, why would you post a photo of yourself in front of a nondescript concrete wall, stating you're at Manly beach, which is apparently a famous surfing beach 😂😂

@LunchBoxPolice

Thought you’d all like to see this sexeh shot from MANLY BEACH

Love the way he is gazing manly-ly off into the far distance in a manly way. Very manly.

Thanks for that @LunchBoxPolice He's the gift that keeps on giving

Didn't Davina say on day one, or "day dot", (which nobody has mentioned this season!) that she always ends up with guys who are after one thing. Well its plain to see why now. She was given a decent guy and gave him up for guess what... a guy who is only after the one thing.

Agreed she is so completely absorbed she is unable to see that Ryan is very hurt, even when he tells her!

Well, I wasn’t going to watch this season after spending hours of my life with Cheryl, Abandrew etc. Now, not only am I hooked I’m several episodes ahead thanks to the link 😂😂. Loving it.

@LunchBoxPolice

Thought you’d all like to see this sexeh shot from MANLY BEACH

There are many more on his Instagram website , deanwells . It also makes for very “interesting” reading .

That picture of Deano looks like he is about to have a dump.

You're right about Justin's David Brent-esque tour of his company. Looked like Swindon.

Also Gabrielle reminds me of Cameron Diaz for some reason!

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