Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

Omg that picture of Dean!
He so reminds me of the episode in Friends, where Ross moves to New York to "focus on his music career". Turns out he was pressing buttons on a pre-programmed Casio electronic keyboard, haha!
Same intensity though, except one was officially for laughs...

There you go. Fixed it.

Yep, that's the one!

He's actually grown a David Brent goatee! Well, with his music skills and Justin's business acumen, he could be their inspiration 😬

I suspect if Deano actually had done a dump he would be pointing proudly at it and rapping....

"My name's Deano and I love to rap
Look what I did...a big fat crap.
You gotta love me, don't give me no hump
I got something for you, a great big dump"

Ad infinitum.

I think Carly is about to get an ice-cream 😆

What?? Where’s the boat!? I thought he’d have the boat to impress her 😂 Maybe he’s not as rich as he says?

He's a shyster and a conman . . .

"This one's just like the one I had."

Yeah. Right.

Justin really hasn't an iota how to impress or connect with someone. Useless

Emmy there is no boat.
He took her to the harbour to look at a boat similar to one he used to have

I think Ashley’s a bit out of order here......putting him down in front of his friends is poor

"This is so unfair. She wouldn't let me put my willie in her."

Oooh Ash and Troy...awkward. Poor friends. She does go on though.

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron I thought the black one at the start was his, maybe he just rented it to look good??

She is being a bit unkind - but he must be driving her crackers!

I hate to admit it but at the moment I’m Team Troy 🙈

His mates look more than a bit embarrassed.

Please God - don't let Ryan be taken in by DaviNO's cr*p.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

"This is so unfair. She wouldn't let me put my willie in her."

🤣

I agree Schaden.

I hope Ryan tells Davina to stop with the clap-trap because less than a week ago she was about to run off with another man!!

I think Troy is a nice enough bloke, but he is an adult child. He must be really, really hard work.

I think she's just had enough always having to cope with his well-meaning idiocies.

"John the Expert" looks like he's slept in a skip!

When did he last have a wash?

NPJ is starting to get on my wick. I started off thinking he was a nice enough person, but he's very irritating.

Davina is scared to let Ryan get a word in

I think Ryan's dad isnt fooled!!

Ryan's parents are not taken in by Davina. Good.