Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

I’m sure Justin must be catfishing about being a millionaire. He’s hired that BMW to look the part. The sign on his office door was a printed piece of paper! We were expecting a huge office overlooking the harbour for the global hub, not a broom cupboard and what looked like a shared kitchen area!! And his house looked shit too.

Spanishfly great observations. I'm about to launch myself into series 3 although I should be going to bed. Tomo is Friday so I can get over having to prop my eyes open with matchsticks and mainlining coffee after staying up all night 😃

I found my tribe 😁

May I play?

Re Troy - i am seeing red flags all over him; narcissism, gas lighting, ott with the 'sweeetieeeeee' 🤢 and that massage?! Dear lord, I thought he was going to ejaculate all over her... ^vom

I particularly enjoyed how Troy speeded up the massage to a crescendo towards the end and poor Ashley had bright red finger marks all over her back. She handled it brilliantly, she was definitely laughing! I don't know, I think Troy is playing all this for laughs.
He's far more harmless than DJ Comb-Over.

Yeah it’s a worry when the person giving the massage is moaning with pleasure and not the recipient!

@LewisFan Welcome to the party, these threads are the best bit about MAFS!!

I am loving Ryan “Spaniels are loyal, yeah spaniels don’t turn up to commitment ceremonies and tell you they’ve cheated with Dean!’
He is brilliant.....DaviNO will want him now because he doesn’t want her.

So enjoying MAFS and this thread. It's giving my life purpose, like 'Tiger King' when lockdown first began and also distracting me from the fact that I am back at work next week.

I said I wasn’t going to watch this series but we are addicted already!

Does Troy remind anyone else of Jim Carey? I think he’s actually very sweet - perhaps just very inexperienced with relationships. I also think he may have a bit of ADHD. He is very much like a friend of mine who has funny mannerisms and does quirky and from the outside odd looking things to try and manage his energy.

Nasser looks like Peter Andre to me! My take on him is that he might prefer the gents to the ladies and he hasn’t admitted it to others or himself even yet?? Who cleans in baggy pants and ugg boots. He’s like your perfect gay best friend who tells you how sexy you look, is the perfect gent, holds your hand etc but there is zero sexual chemistry happening.

Davina is awful. Playing the victim then actually thinking things are great with her and Ryan. I wish they’d show the group the footage of her pursuing dean. He is awful too but her version of what happened is deluded.

I am loving Ryan “Spaniels are loyal, yeah spaniels don’t turn up to commitment ceremonies and tell you they’ve cheated with Dean!’*

Absolutely love how Ryan is dealing with this, he's a lovely bloke who can't stop himself from carrying her suitcase up the stairs and being polite, but then he makes cutting comments. And she's so bloody brazen, it's fascinating to watch how she behaves. I know a few people like her, who have no conscience whatsoever.

Davina is a bitch. She is there for one person and one person only and that's Davina.

Ryan is adorable. I hope he meets a super lovely lady. Davina is a total gas-lighting-victim-playing bitch.

The rapping! I can’t help it... it’s inspired me

My name is Thumbface
(Because my face is like a thumb),
The experts think I’m deep
Because I lost my mum,
But the truth is
I think women aren’t really human,
Because compared to me
They are all pretty dumb.
They love my thumb face though,
And we get pretty racy;
I line DaviNA up
Then get back to screwing Tracey.
If you think that’s bad,
Then I’ve got news for you
Cos I’ve already lined up Nasser
It’s just what I’ve got to do.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder. Sheer genius. 👍🏻

[quote Thecobwebsarewinning]@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder. Sheer genius. 👍🏻[/quote]

@inappropriateraspberry

I went on Married at First Site, They didn't know I was full of shite. I was matched with Tracey Who has a plastic facey, And flirted with Davina But she hasn't seen my wiener. I think I'm so cool I'm really just a fool I'm doing this rap Even though it's crap.

OMG that's bloody brilliant 👏 😂

@CatherineCawood Thank you! Just going to call Eminem, tell him he's got serious competition. Maybe Rinder, Dean and I could team up, have our own crew? 😆

[quote inappropriateraspberry]@CatherineCawood Thank you! Just going to call Eminem, tell him he's got serious competition. Maybe Rinder, Dean and I could team up, have our own crew? 😆[/quote]
I’m in! We need your talent to carry Dean Maybe we can persuade him to just beatbox.

My main takeaway of that episode was just how lovely Ryan is. I can imagine just lying on his board whilst he paddled us around, with the dogs swimming around us. It just seemed really idyllic and peaceful. The polar opposite of DaviNA.

He was very astute when he said “That’s the problem - you’re just here for you - and that’s why you’re not going to find anyone, because you’re only focused on yourself.”

As usual she completely missed what he was saying. She is single because she has no interest in anyone else really, it is all about her.

I suspect the real reason DeaNO chose Tracey is that he was told by producers that they wouldn’t be letting him and DaviNA stay on as a couple. And then he would have missed out on showcasing his crap... sorry I mean rap

It’s the only thing that makes sense. He doesn’t give a flying fuck about DaviNA or Tracey. And nor do the producers, because they only told him that so that he would have to come clean and make more drama.

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

@Apple1971

I said I wasn’t going to watch this series but we are addicted already!

Does Troy remind anyone else of Jim Carey? I think he’s actually very sweet - perhaps just very inexperienced with relationships. I also think he may have a bit of ADHD. He is very much like a friend of mine who has funny mannerisms and does quirky and from the outside odd looking things to try and manage his energy.

Nasser looks like Peter Andre to me! My take on him is that he might prefer the gents to the ladies and he hasn’t admitted it to others or himself even yet?? Who cleans in baggy pants and ugg boots. He’s like your perfect gay best friend who tells you how sexy you look, is the perfect gent, holds your hand etc but there is zero sexual chemistry happening.

Davina is awful. Playing the victim then actually thinking things are great with her and Ryan. I wish they’d show the group the footage of her pursuing dean. He is awful too but her version of what happened is deluded.

Totally agree about Nasser- he is so lovely and charming, but I don’t get the impression that he wants to throw Gab down on the bed and have his way with her. Not sure if he’s just not attracted to her or if he’s not that into women full stop.

Anyone else have a laugh at Dean and Tracey’s “urban” outfits just being totally normal t shirts and shorts/jeans with a stupid cap?

@rainbowlou

I think in 25 years time there will still be a sad, wrinkly thumb skateboarding up and down rapping shite.

Still trying to cash in/ get a sh*g on the back of his moment of MAFS fame.

I didn't have any will power and have had to watch on!! I won't give any spoilers of course but I'm still enjoying reading the thread about each episode. Dean is just awful. Ryan is bloody amazing!

inappropriateraspberry and rinder

Seriously good rapping' skills here!

11. Troy is very sweet. I don't think there's a bad bone in him.

I agree - but there isn't an adult one, either - he probably still has his milk teeth.

How did it happen that two women are virtually fighting over him ?

"Dominant alpha male" (ie tall and full of sh*te)

Ryan is so lovely. DaviNO just trying to pretend that she's done nothing wrong and CAN'T SEE HOW SHE'S BEHAVED BADLY!

I suspect the real reason DeaNO chose Tracey is that he was told by producers that they wouldn’t be letting him and DaviNA stay on as a couple. And then he would have missed out on showcasing his crap... sorry I mean rap

That is an astute observation - I'll bet you're right!

Seriously need this evening to come round quickly as episode 16 is insane!! I need someone to talk to