Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

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Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

The rapping was so, so, so awful. It even included the line ‘I’ve got your back’. I can’t bear it.

Tracey is all 😍😍😍😍 over that god awful rap.

Ahh so DeaNO is a "rapper" that's why he's still there, he wants the publicity

Cos he certainly is t there to find lurve

I think that Nassar's problem is that he's never had to share his home and has had nothing g else to do at home, on his own, so just cleans to keep himself busy!

I think in 25 years time there will still be a sad, wrinkly thumb skateboarding up and down rapping shite.

Dean is 39 going on 19. Skateboards and rapping 🙄 How the hell does he think he comes across? Is it a mid-life crisis?

I went on Married at First Site,
They didn't know I was full of shite.
I was matched with Tracey
Who has a plastic facey,
And flirted with Davina
But she hasn't seen my wiener.
I think I'm so cool
I'm really just a fool
I'm doing this rap
Even though it's crap.

🤣

@GeorgieTheGorgeousGoat

No Sean and Blair at all tonight? Or even on the previews for tomorrow?

Have I missed something?

I'm also baffled by the lack of coverage of Blair and Sean ...There must be a reason?

What the hell do they see in him. He’s clearly never matured a jot since he was a teenager. He’s ruddy coloured with a fat neck. Bleegh. Who wants that for life!

A quick google shows that Blair and Sean may have been asked to leave as they were too boring!! We shall see...

Better rapping than Dean, InappropriateRaspberry!
I wonder if Blair&Sean will feature heavily tomorrow with some revelation? I agree, we've hardly seen them. Also barely seen Carly and Just/Hustin. Apart from seeing his 'global business hub', which frankly looked more like a portakabin.

And does anyone here watch Man Down? Greg Davies? He cooks a painful of mince in an attempt win back his ex who dumped him. Very funny - as was Troy's panful of mince as an attempt to woo Ashley 😂

Painful is quite an apt auto correct

So Dean is a rapper, you say!

@inappropriateraspberry

I can't work Nasser out...he definitely a Virgin and what 50 year old man wears undies like that ffs?

They all want sexy on this series compared to S4. Maybe that was criteria to get on the show.

Davina is a twat!

Tracy is stupid!

Ashley whinny and Troy on another planet!

Love Charlene & Patrick not the MIL though and Sarah & Telv.

Justin's a prick and CArly needs to just walk now.

Tracey’s new nose is too small for her face.

@Honeyroar

What the hell do they see in him. He’s clearly never matured a jot since he was a teenager. He’s ruddy coloured with a fat neck. Bleegh. Who wants that for life!

I actually can't get over the size of his neck. It is so wide.

I can't work Nasser out...he definitely a Virgin and what 50 year old man wears undies like that ffs?

Nasser said "in all my 50 years I have never lived with a female"

So that includes never living with his mother? Or sisters?

He comes across as someone who knows how he's supposed to treat a woman in theory, but he has never spent any time in their company so woman are just alien to him. Like men who go to all boys school from an early age or who have spent a long time in prison.

@Eaumyword

Waiting for Ruby the evil MIL to unleash hell on poor Charlene Is it me, or is Ryan getting slightly more attractive?! I love his family dogs!

I think the more you see of someone - even on the tele - they either become more attractive eg Ryan ( and definitely Simon ) , or they become more loathsome eg Dean .

Remember when this series started we were all moaning that it was all a bit tame/boring and not a patch on series 4 ?

I've just finished watching. Tonight's observations -

1. Ryan is adorable
2. Ryan is also correct in asking wtf is the point in Davina going with him to his mum's house when he can't stand the sight of her?
3. Troy spent a full episode this week telling us that he's had his floppy hair since he was a baby, but there's literally a massive photo on his living room wall where he has short spiky hair 🤦🏼‍♀️🤔😅
4. Did Patrick's mum say "and you've met [sister] - she's a drama queen like you"?!?!? Thats what it sounded like, and the subtitles agreed, but not sure if that's what she actually did say.
5. Sarah is really beautiful.
6. Troy's massage 💆‍♀️ 😅😅😅😅😅😅
7. Telv's blinds/sheets held together by clothes pegs.
8. I loved when charlene said she loves her life, so she's here to find someone to add to that, as opposed to trying to fill a hole in her life.
9. Justin's office tour. Ffs, cringe and yawn all at once. I expected a fancy black leather office, but nope.

10. I cannot even find the words for DeanNo or Visionz. I just can't even. 11. Troy is very sweet. I don't think there's a bad bone in him. 12. Cannot wait to see Ashley kicking off at Troy telling us she was talking about having sex with him 😅😅

[quote ClaudiaAndTheCauldron]@Itslookinglikeabeautifulday

Apparently Deano 'Visions' the Rapper is 39

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Every time I see the back of his head I see this weird looking hole . I don’t think it’s natural balding . I think he’s got a front wig stitched on . Someone said the front fringe looked too straight to be real .

How did it happen that two women are virtually fighting over him ?

@happinessischocolate

I can't work Nasser out...he definitely a Virgin and what 50 year old man wears undies like that ffs?

Nasser said "in all my 50 years I have never lived with a female"

So that includes never living with his mother? Or sisters?

He comes across as someone who knows how he's supposed to treat a woman in theory, but he has never spent any time in their company so woman are just alien to him. Like men who go to all boys school from an early age or who have spent a long time in prison.

I bet he is about 70 then and had that many face treatments like Tracey so looks younger!

@SpanishFly

I've just finished watching. Tonight's observations -

1. Ryan is adorable
2. Ryan is also correct in asking wtf is the point in Davina going with him to his mum's house when he can't stand the sight of her?
3. Troy spent a full episode this week telling us that he's had his floppy hair since he was a baby, but there's literally a massive photo on his living room wall where he has short spiky hair 🤦🏼‍♀️🤔😅
4. Did Patrick's mum say "and you've met [sister] - she's a drama queen like you"?!?!? Thats what it sounded like, and the subtitles agreed, but not sure if that's what she actually did say.
5. Sarah is really beautiful.
6. Troy's massage 💆‍♀️ 😅😅😅😅😅😅
7. Telv's blinds/sheets held together by clothes pegs.
8. I loved when charlene said she loves her life, so she's here to find someone to add to that, as opposed to trying to fill a hole in her life.
9. Justin's office tour. Ffs, cringe and yawn all at once. I expected a fancy black leather office, but nope.

10. I cannot even find the words for DeanNo or Visionz. I just can't even. 11. Troy is very sweet. I don't think there's a bad bone in him. 12. Cannot wait to see Ashley kicking off at Troy telling us she was talking about having sex with him 😅😅

1. Patrick’s Mum saying “she’s a drama queen like you “.

Yes , I heard that too and wondered why Patrick didn’t pull her up on it - too scared of his mum I guess . Though Ruby is not the big dramatic set piece I thought she was going to be . Too much has happened with DaviNO to put her in the shade .