Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

I'm trying to work out whether she is worse than Big Andrew\s mother from series 4, or just equally bad but different.

Waiting for Ruby the evil MIL to unleash hell on poor Charlene
Is it me, or is Ryan getting slightly more attractive?! I love his family dogs!

Patrick's mum is awful.

She is absolutely wanting their relationship to fail

Rapping..oh god I’m cringing so much I’ve turned myself inside out.

Not just you @Eaumyword I’m developing a small crush. Even if he couldn’t be less like my usual type.

Dean rapping = dictionary definition of bellend.

Cringe....how old is Thumbface?!?

Nooooooo. This is so embarrassing I can’t watch

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Am I the only one hoping he has a skateboarding accident and breaks all of his arms and legs? And smashes both his faces?

Nope I'm wishing with you. Imagining DeanO licking his teeth up off the footpath

Why does Deanoooo sound Sarf London when he raps??

Also hahahahaha!!!

Oh Dear God!

What fresh hell is this?!

And this is going to win her round so she will melt into his arms, is it?

(Actually, she's so self-destructive, that might just happen )

Picking but licking would also be funny

@Itslookinglikeabeautifulday

Cringe....how old is Thumbface?!?

Only 39 . . .

@Itslookinglikeabeautifulday

Apparently Deano 'Visions' the Rapper is 39

The outlook is bright = I’m getting a shag tonight

Tracey and Dean's relationship is just so unconvincing! He doesn't care about her at all and God knows what she is thinking.

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Oooh!

How will Ryan introduce her?

"Mum, Dad - this is my lying slut of a wife"

I hope you're spot on with this.

How do I find out about Tracey's plastic surgery? Anyone got a link? I was insistent she'd had a lot of work done, but DH thought not.

No Sean and Blair at all tonight? Or even on the previews for tomorrow?

Have I missed something?

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Oh my gosh!!

I've just seen Troy cooking 🥘

😱😱

Oh how we laughed at Troy's cooking, it was beyond awful.

Some of these "relationships' are unravelling. Telv's place is dreadful, all that dog shit [sick] and Nassar is just as bad but the complete opposite.

Justin's offices were utterly underwhelming.

I kept wondering where Sean and Blair were.

I’m watching on catch up. Willing Tracey to bump her head falling off the skateboard and see sense.

@rainbowlou

Rapping..oh god I’m cringing so much I’ve turned myself inside out.

Rap about to start here. Am pausing to go to the loo. Afraid I may have an accident from laughing or cringing.

Tracey has had a LOT of surgery hasn't she, not just a quick squirt of Botox!