Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

He could outbore the "World's Most Boring Priest" on Father Ted.

I like Hustin

I want to impress you. Come and look at my office. This is the sofa... here is the lunch room. This is my desk...here is my favourite mug
🙄

Lucky Carly

Justin: “She didn’t ask many questions....she was probably just absorbing all the information.” Nope, she’s bored to tears.

Oh thank God for John. A horse-drawn carriage ride tour. That’s more like it.

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

I like Hustin

I want to impress you. Come and look at my office. This is the sofa... here is the lunch room. This is my desk...here is my favourite mug
🙄

Lucky Carly

No wonder the looked so thrilled . . .

How sad that the most animated we have seen Justin is when it comes to his business.
If he put that enthusiasm into his relationship they’d get on so much better.

Troys hairy dad bod!!

Late to the party again. My sister came in for tea after Pilates. The cheek of her. Starting now.

Just catching up - Troy can not admit to any failures or that he can't do anything can he? He's living (and cooking) like a student. All mouth and no trousers!!

"It's like when lightening strikes"

Do you think he has been struck by lightening?

More than once?

More than fifty times?

This would explain much

Ooh I couldn't live with an OCD man like Nasser!

Loving Nasser's cleaning outfit 🤣

@Destinysdaughter

Ooh I couldn't live with an OCD man like Nasser!

An OCD man like Nasser couldn’t live with me 😂😂

EstuaryBird me too!

Except weirdly, I keep finding these men...

@EstuaryBird
I am too messy to live with Nasser too 😁

And we haven't even mentioned him plucking his eyebrows!!

Destiny - could you start hiring these men out to do some cleaning??
I don't think I'm very good at it!!

DaviNA is an absolute arsehole. I know ye are miles ahead but I had to post that.

@NowYouListenToMeFella

DaviNA is an absolute arsehole. I know ye are miles ahead but I had to post that.

It's worth saying (and reading) again.

Never apologise for it.

Oooh!

How will Ryan introduce her?

"Mum, Dad - this is my lying slut of a wife"

She is such a hypocritical cowbag!

Urgh she so does not deserve to be having a nice day with him.
He is so lovely

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Oooh!

How will Ryan introduce her?

"Mum, Dad - this is my lying slut of a wife"

That would be a fantastic introduction!!

Explains it all really!

I have faith in Ryan not to let her skank her way back in. Plus every time he looks at his arm he’ll now ask himself “did Dean get one too?”

Wow she is the MIL from hell!

Ruby is nasty . . . and her husband is miserable.