Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

I binge watched most of S3 today. The difference between S3 and 4 is startling. It went from social experiment much like the UK version, to massive reality TV a la Love Island.

Though he is a bit of a big girl's blouse . . .

Oh my gosh!!

I've just seen Troy cooking 🥘

😱😱

Do they choose people for general obnoxiousness? Each one of them seems to have a truly unredeeming quality - but I suppose that is what make good telly. (Mostly their voices - apart fromlove rat Deano, Deano Couldn't read the Beano, who is just a shit)

These are pretty vile - there are some human people among the contestants but they don't get enough air time.
Honestly Puffling - we thought a couple of the blokes on series 4 were scum, but Deano makes them look like princes among men.

Does Ashley iron her hair?

Trade secret

@ClaudiaAndTheCauldron

Oh my gosh!!

I've just seen Troy cooking 🥘

😱😱

Puts his tooth-brushing skills into perspective, doesn't it?

This is my first foray into the Oz version - I watched a UK one once, but they could only persuade about 3 couple to do it. (Proof of a generally sensible nation)

You need to read ALL of the other threads about the last series as well as this . . .

We have a resident Nostrodamus in Rinder who makes the most brilliant predictions - we are waiting to see them all come true . . . 'tis only a matter of time

I can’t remember Davina and Ryan’s wedding at all. Either I missed it or I didn’t see the horror coming at the time.

I had high hopes for Patrick and Charlene but I think his mum is the kiss of death.

The apartments! No way is Sarah going to relax enough to have sex with Telv in that horror show.

Schaden - yes it does
Explain his tooth brushing!!

It might also be why he eats tuna out of the tin for breakfast 😁

Am I the only one hoping he has a skateboarding accident and breaks all of his arms and legs? And smashes both his faces?

That massage!
I think he may have ejaculated 🤮

both his faces 🤣🤣

That massage!

Bliddy hilarious!

No @SchadenfreudePersonified
I was also hoping he would fall off that stupid skateboard - especially when he was showing Tracey his moves. Idiot

Troy's massage. Wtf was that??

I love the bit at the end of the massage when Ashley tells him to give up his day job to do massages 🤣

Deano looked like the immature twat he really is on that skateboard.

Oh FFS Justin's way of making it up to Carly is showing her his office??

The skateboarding!! Like a 14yr old Kevin the teenager...

Another layer of Hustin?

He's barely one-dimensional as it is - I don't believe there is "another layer".

Karly looks completely underwhelmed but the whole thing.

*Justin, not Hustin

Jason IS the most boring man on the planet. How can she even pretend to be interested in his ‘office’??

He talks some sh*te!

Justin not Jason! So bored I forgot his name 😳

Wow John and Mel seem to drink a lot!

That's so the first time Troy has seen human breasts