Thumbface and the Numbfaces - Have you sneak-peeked? "Just the one, I can resist, I am strong.” NO! DON'T LOOK, ETHEL! Too late . . . 10 hours later your eyelids are begging for mercy

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Thanks to MissMarplesHandbag for the "Just the one . . . "inspiration for the thread title, and to whichever wonderful soul suggested "The Numbfaces" as a description for his harem.

It was DeaNOs mate who made a big deal at their wedding of Tracey having a dd.

Tracey's in for some serious gaslighting if that arsehole is still around

It was DeaNOs mate who made a big deal at their wedding of Tracey having a dd.

Yeah - cause - y'know - gotta be fair to Deano.

How does Justin manage in business? He constantly looks bemused and a bit dozy! I'm interested to see if things change at all, after Carly said she wanted to leave.

Old Sean must be the most miserable person ever seen on MAFS. I loved Jo last night she held her head high and came out far the better person.

I'm with several others regarding Nassar, suspicious. He talks the talk but does he walk the walk? 50 years single is a long time.

Oh god yes, DeaNO’s awful mate. Hopefully he will be back in LA and nowhere near Tracey. I’d completely forgotten about his tanty (thanks Ashley) about Tracey having a daughter.

Oh my god yeah, you guys are right. He did make a big deal about them having sex on the honeymoon, I forgot about that.

Last nights ep makes that all a bit weird?!

[quote Itslookinglikeabeautifulday]Yes what an episode. Scheming DaviNA playing the victim, Thumbface twisting the truth and Tracey binning the last shreds of self-respect.

Thankfully I have refrained from jumping ahead any more, but for seven201 and another PP, here is the link.
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@Itslookinglikeabeautifulday thank you for the link!

Ready and waiting for tonight's episode.

Cuppa tea - tick

Hot toasted crumpets - Biscuits - tick

Dogs toiletted - tick

I'm ready!

Also - not sure if Italiangreyhound has posted this link for her thread- it's for the earlier season 3. I've just watched the first episode - might fill in the long hours between episodes of series 5

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4006653-Married-at-First-Sight-season-3?watched=1&msgid=99512970#99512970

Every time he opens his stupid mouth more self-justifying rubbish just pours out.

He doesn't even give a gift with sincerity.

Tracey - give him hell!

New here. Obsessed. Sort of...

Aaaaah!

Fuzzy . . . .

Sit down . . . have tea . . . have a biscuit - they are nice ones, with chocolate . . .

. . . this is a local thread, for local people . . .

. . . you are one of us now . . . .

And forever more, every time he buys her flowers she will wonder what he has done this time...been there got the T-shirt 🙈

Mel's voice is HORRENDOUS!

@rainbowlou

And forever more, every time he buys her flowers she will wonder what he has done this time...been there got the T-shirt 🙈

Especially when he offers them in such a romantic manner

"Got yer some flahrs"

We know Tracey is staying because she has no self respect, but why is DeaNO staying, really?

He's not interested in Tracey, why is he there?

Savage, Davina. Just can't help being so honest, you know. Such overwhelming integrity

It's the morning after the commitment ceremony and while some of our couples have enjoyed a romantic lie in, Dean

IS FUCKED. WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TOTAL PAIR HIM AND TRACEY ARE!

I feel really bad. I broke my pact with Davina. Total disaster, mate.

He should have let her struggle up the steps alone.

She's pretending nothing has happened.

"I didn't realise Dean was saying one thing to one person and another thing to another"

(Just like you were you tart!)

God - she's a @%£*!

I wonder how she would have felt if Ryan had done this to her?

Thanks for the biscuit Schady

Do they choose people for general obnoxiousness? Each one of them seems to have a truly unredeeming quality - but I suppose that is what make good telly. (Mostly their voices - apart fromlove rat Deano, Deano Couldn't read the Beano, who is just a shit)

Does Ashley iron her hair?

Oh Ryan, ♥️

I would have just shut the door in her face, DavinNO has such bad taste in men that when paired up with a diamond she goes chasing after a shitbag.

Love the experts - "You should put more effort into your relationship with this 3 year-old Troy"

Lots of them coo over how amazing the apartments they get to live in are. I always wonder why. They seem pretty middle of the road with cheap furniture and tiny sofas.

Then you see the places the blokes live in. Bloody hell what awful batchelor pads!! Troy's place?!?!? Cripes really needs a woman's touch!

Mince à la Troy looks like a clinical specimen.

Perhaps you should have warmed that dolman up Troy . . .

it's not like Heinz ketchup

And now he feeds her raw lumps of mince. I've never seen mince in lumps before.

"It's not going to kill you."

"I wish it would"

Wow...Davina is such a cow.
No regard for Ryan's feelings at all.

Does she think it's Tinder on film???

*Dolmio - not dolman

A dolman is something else entirely