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[PaperbackBlighter]

Willies, willies... I love willies.

I’m disabled

Why has Jen got the internet?

A fire? At Seaworld?

You're making it go back in

It’s the internet Jen

I’m sorry for your loss.
Move on.

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Since when was tickling gay? I missed that meeting!

"I'm leg disabled"

"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk."

I'll just put this over here, with.....the rest of the fire

I've got a motherflipping gun.

Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man

People....what a bunch of bastards.

People. They’re the worst.

Umm.. acid?

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100 to 1

It's not shit its chocolate

'Act normal'

Fire fire fire

".....just to the left of the cleftal horizon"

Speak priest!

Nice screensaver 🔥

"I'm peter Phile..."

whispers Goodbye