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[PaperbackBlighter]

Willies, willies... I love willies.

“How did it happen?”
“...Acid.”

“Hello that’s a nice Tnettenba.”

“People, what a bunch of bastards.”

“It-It’s not shit!”

If this was a human being I’d shoot it in the face.

"'TNETENNBA!"

It's alright officer, I'm doing secret millionaire

God damn these electric sex pants

Eiffel Tower!

"Ha! Memory is RAM!"

Sing, you canary!

You there, Computer Man, fix my pants.

I've finished my milk

I’ve seen “We Will Rock You” 4 times.

Womens slacks....

Bollocks to be telling me to calm down, my old chap. She wants 220 titty million quid and you tell me to calm down! You're fired.

Thrown away like yesterday's jam!

Motherflipper!

Not the Hootenanny! Never the Hootenanny! We're better than that.

Yorg. Such fire.

What does IT stand for?

Had my tonsils out last month; could've kept them.

"I've got a gun! I've got a ruddy gun!"

Both here and here are as red as a fire truck

And

Double flash

People.
What a bunch of bastards.

I like being weird. Weird's all I've got.

That, and my sweet style.

My milky lens has popped out

Acid?

We're going to Hull!

He got scurvy.