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[PaperbackBlighter]

Willies, willies... I love willies.

But that's where your balls are.

Compew-tur.

That’s a nice tnetennba

Motherflippers think everything's a motherflipping joke.

Box-fresh!

I went away on my holidays - and you didn't even notice!

Actually, Jen, now I think about it, the man on the telly was black....

I'm not a window cleaner!!!

These clothes are all wrong.

Cavort!!!

Every value I’ve held is being questioned and I’m loving it.

-I like your glasses.

-I’m afraid they’re not for sale.

You best put seat belts on your ears, Roy, 'cause I'm going to take them for the ride of their life!

Taxi!

Don't give a shit...

Can I help you, Madam?

That's a strong look!

Not as nice as your momma’s glasses!

Well that's just bloody rude.

Coffee Toss Tramp Bitch and Small Person Racist

It's too real Roy

My tits! My tits are hot! My tits are on fire!
Eiffel tower!
Shorter than most musicals
How about a singalong? It’s a long way back to Manchester!

This is not a laughing matter - you can break the internet.

I can’t claim to remember off by heart but googled
Jen: I've got Aunt Irma visiting.
Moss: Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. [Roy and Moss look confused]
Jen: It's my term for my time of the month.
Roy: [understanding] Ohhhh.
Moss: What time of the month? The weekend?
Jen: No.
Moss: Does Aunt Irma visit on the weekend?
Roy: Moss!
Jen: You know, it's "high tide".
Moss: But we're not on the coast.
Roy: Moss!
Jen: I'm "closed for maintenance"!
Moss: Closed for maintenance?
Roy: Moss!
Jen: I've fallen to the communists!
Moss: Well, they do have some compelling arguments.
Roy: [frustrated] Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie!
Moss: [finally understanding] Oh. Okay. [walks out of the room; embarrassed.]

We're all the same height when we're lying down.

You people drink like you don’t want to live!

I'm a loner alright. I'm a lonely loner on a lonely road. Alone.

Oh, look at me, having an orgasm!

Chairman WOW!

Yeah. You! Hucknall.

When you’re simply ready.

I'm disabled ..... leg disabled.......acid