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Post your favourite The IT Crowd quotes here... with no context

162 replies

PaperbackBlighter · 01/01/2020 23:47

Willies, willies... I love willies.

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Crunched · 02/01/2020 00:12

Messy Joes

RiftGibbon · 02/01/2020 00:17

Thankyou my love

IfThingsComeInThreesWhyThisNow · 02/01/2020 00:20

I've opened up another channel of communication with my mum.

IfThingsComeInThreesWhyThisNow · 02/01/2020 00:21

No, it is not good! She has put down her current mood as 'sensual'.

Patsypie · 02/01/2020 00:24

Fatheeeeeeer!

TheSpottedZebra · 02/01/2020 00:26

Spacestar Ordering is based on the twin scientific principles of star maths and wishy thinking.

cheeseislife8 · 02/01/2020 00:31

Stop telling people I slept with you!

LaneBoy · 02/01/2020 00:33

You’re making it go back in!

RiftGibbon · 02/01/2020 00:33

I'm not a window cleaner

cheeseislife8 · 02/01/2020 00:35

You're my wife, Roy!

hauntedvagina · 02/01/2020 00:36

Actually, it's already a word.

iswhois · 02/01/2020 00:37

Four! Five! Fire!

Or have you got any absinthe?

NorthernLightss · 02/01/2020 00:40

We're bunking off!

And

What operating system does it use? It uses Vista? We're going to die!

Blueemeraldagain · 02/01/2020 00:43

Congratulations on getting on iPhone!

It’s like someone broke up with Stalin.

StiltonVanDeKamp · 02/01/2020 00:47

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Leg disabled

NumbersStation · 02/01/2020 01:12

If I did have tits, I wouldn't mind letting someone have a go on them for a ride in a helicopter

Trews2019 · 02/01/2020 02:54

Hold my hand.
That’s not my hand.

greatandpowerfulozma · 02/01/2020 02:58

"Dog poo Jen, dog poo and knives."

Throughabushbackwards · 02/01/2020 03:13

Fire exclamation mark, fire exclamation mark

Throughabushbackwards · 02/01/2020 03:14

It's 0118 999 881 999 119

Throughabushbackwards · 02/01/2020 03:15

... 725 3

NumbersStation · 02/01/2020 03:16

The spider is now upon my person.

Ishotmrburns · 02/01/2020 03:19

I'm not a window cleaner

PrincessSarene · 02/01/2020 03:22

I’ve never seen one in the wild before!

It already is a word.

Can you do a fast walk? I’m going to do a fast walk.

drigon · 02/01/2020 03:22

Prriss deeloite www...hheeeell.....

Jen: Sorry?