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[PaperbackBlighter]

Willies, willies... I love willies.

Messy Joes

Thankyou my love

I've opened up another channel of communication with my mum.

No, it is not good! She has put down her current mood as 'sensual'.

Fatheeeeeeer!

Spacestar Ordering is based on the twin scientific principles of star maths and wishy thinking.

Stop telling people I slept with you!

You’re making it go back in!

I'm not a window cleaner

You're my wife, Roy!

Actually, it's already a word.

Four! Five! Fire!

Or have you got any absinthe?

We're bunking off!

And

What operating system does it use? It uses Vista? We're going to die!

Congratulations on getting on iPhone!

It’s like someone broke up with Stalin.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Leg disabled

If I did have tits, I wouldn't mind letting someone have a go on them for a ride in a helicopter

Hold my hand.
That’s not my hand.

"Dog poo Jen, dog poo and knives."

Fire exclamation mark, fire exclamation mark

It's 0118 999 881 999 119

... 725 3

The spider is now upon my person.

I'm not a window cleaner

I’ve never seen one in the wild before!

It already is a word.

Can you do a fast walk? I’m going to do a fast walk.

Prriss deeloite www...hheeeell.....

Jen: Sorry?