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Willies, willies... I love willies.

Jen. (Quoting Bill Crouse) ‘ Oh and just to say I don’t really like sharing’ With a rising inflection and everything. In a tapas restaurant he doesn’t like sharing.

Moss. What the heck is tapas?

Jen. You know. Tapas. Tiny food from Spain.

Moss. Oh yes. Tape-ass.

Jen. Yeah,That’s not how you say it.

Moss. Yes it is.

FAAATHAAAAIR

• Have you heard Guided By Voices? They're a band.
• No.
• I have. I've heard everything they've ever done. They're good. I'm a bit of a fan now.
• Isn't that good?
• I SHOULDN’T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE!

Come on goofy!

Egg and my face were aligned

Small Person Racist and Coffee Toss Bitch.

I do like Roy
But I’m not “curious”

Moss:
Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out on the premises of... no, that's too formal.

Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire... exclamation mark. Fire... exclamation mark. Help me... exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.

@NachoFries that has to be up there with favourite! This threads got me back on a binge watchathon....

Moss to Roy - having watched Steel Magnolias in their bathrobes - "Well I feel like a princess, Roy, and don't tell me you don't feel the same."

You are an excellent woman

I’m not putting it up to ten it’ll blow my cock off