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[PaperbackBlighter]

Willies, willies... I love willies.

Sorry, that's not supposed to come up as a link.

SHOOEEESSSAA!!!

The man works with steam!

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

I’ve got Cockney neck

What funeral?

"Elton John is going to sing a beautiful song, about death!"

An unopened door is a happy door so we never answer ours when someone knocks.

Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?

Wait for it... Double flash

Couldn't we just have hidden behind those bins?

01189998819991197253

Came to say the same, except:
0118999881999119725...

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😂

How is it I can remember that number but not anyone’s actual phone numbers?

It’s Peter File, not paedophile

Weird’s all I’ve got....That and my sweet style

Are you from the past?

The clicking. The double-clicking. E-mails - sending, receiving...

Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss. [sigh of relief]

The new and Improved emergency services promise nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers

The trouble with Arsenal is that they’re always trying to walk it in.

You’re saying football things in a football voice

Ah, our invisible desserts have arrived!

Here she is, Debbie McGee.

There's nothing about you that doesn't look like a magician.

Get out of the lift

Clicking.....double clicking.....
Well you seem to know your stuff

These sex pants!!

Why are you doing a wee-wee walk?!

A gay musical called 'Gay'. That's quite gay....

Welcome to the United Queendom!!
Can they say that?!