Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Love the thread title 👏

Churros again

Thank you Grouchy

Thanks, Grouchy !

This evening is hilariously terrible

Grouchy Thanks. Churros again

I repeat. I HATE cinnamon

Thanks Grouchy

To quote Captain Mannering "What a shower!"

I am laughing so much, I feel a little guilty.

Marcus looks like he is going to be sick.

Gregggggg must be starving he's not been able to eat anything yet.

Ah, cocked up my link to the first thread. I am failure like these chefs.

It's so bad ds has his head in his hands in despair

And a sprinkle of sugar !!!

Still crap but the best of the night. Edible.

I can't bear to watch!

Just a wee sprinkle 😯

Was she drunk?

Her plate looks like when I come home hammered and think chocolate microwave cake is an appropriate midnight snack

Is it the law that chefs have to have arm tattoos, do you think?

She's obviously got the tastebuds of a preschooler.

So a grand total of one who could do the task and tried to give a sugar high to ward off criticism.

I was thinking that halsall all them tats

That “small dash” of sugar suggests she’s going be the type to tip two bottles of wine into a jus - Keith Lloyd style

Pity beardy man wasn't doing the test last week when they had to do Sauce Robert

Tofu mousse. NO. Super no.

Beardy baldy strip-of-hair chef has a voice that makes me feel really weird

I’d like him to leave on the basis of his weird voice alone

Bleurggh 🤢