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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

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GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/11/2019 20:05

Flouncy I know! I can't believe they missed out that fundamental information.

Razor clams looks like things I never want to eat.

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fourquenelles · 13/11/2019 20:06

Grouchy that pup is adorable

Estuary girl alert. I collected razor clams in the Thames Estuary for an A level Biology project. Didn't eat them though - an opportunity missed.

Halsall · 13/11/2019 20:06

I can't think of when I last saw razor clams in a basket at my local gastropub. This is going to be an epic car-crash methinks.

jay55 · 13/11/2019 20:06

Evening.

This isn't going to be as gruesome as the quail but I bet rubber bands will be served from some.

Lunde · 13/11/2019 20:06

grouchy - can he wag the extra tail?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2019 20:07

Aaaaw! Grouchy

Is lovely!

Our great dane has a unicorn growing on his head, but it's only about 1/2 inch big at the moment. No isa what it is, but nt casing any problems and vet not worried (and believe me, if they had the chance to charge us £000's they would!)

doadeer · 13/11/2019 20:08

There's lots of female chefs in their early 20s but non any older - strange

Halsall · 13/11/2019 20:08

Obligatory arm tats ✔️

Lovely razor clam stomachs. Yum yum.

ShirleyPhallus · 13/11/2019 20:08

Arm tattoos from Rhiannon

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2019 20:08

Didn't eat them though - an opportunity missed.

That's probably why you are still alive Estuary

PotterHead1985 · 13/11/2019 20:08

Aww baby chef

GrouchyKiwi · 13/11/2019 20:09

Schady A unicorn Dane! Scooby would be so envious.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2019 20:09

She has a lovely smile and is good at smearing the plate.

Give that girl a Michelin star!

foxessocks · 13/11/2019 20:10

Hello, first time watching live so can join in! Haven't they all been pretty awful so far?!!

Thanks to all you regulars on the MC threads for recommending the professionals to me earlier in the year, I'm loving it!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/11/2019 20:10

Feck me that's tough. Love razor clams though, had them in Barcelona, like butter.
My amazing puppy is getting on my last nerve, wants the door open, wants to go out, wants to come in, scratching at the door. Fuck dog, it's freezing.

doadeer · 13/11/2019 20:10

How long have you been a chef?

3 years

Enjoying it?

No Monica she hates it that's why she is on a cooking show!! 🤔

PotterHead1985 · 13/11/2019 20:10

Eewwww 🤮

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2019 20:10

"Monny!"

"MONNY!!!"

< rolls eyes>

Fuck off Gregggg.

fourquenelles · 13/11/2019 20:10

Dick Strawbridge and handsome offspring cooked razor clams in one of there programmes I seem to recall.

buttonup26 · 13/11/2019 20:11

How many times is Greg going to say Soooorse .....

PotterHead1985 · 13/11/2019 20:11

He is TWENTY!!!

jay55 · 13/11/2019 20:11

Seafood with a side of sand, lovely Hmm

SchadenfreudePersonified · 13/11/2019 20:11

She's calm and cool and has resisted the urge to shove the clam shells sideways down Gregggg's neck.

This looks good.

fourquenelles · 13/11/2019 20:12

OMG their their Hangs head in shame

Wolfcub · 13/11/2019 20:12

Evening all

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