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Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

926 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:31

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/11/2019 20:58

Ive actually dispensed with a lunchbox, it's all down me top.
Knew they'd keep Kat, I reckon they scope them out in their natural habitat and know who they want.

Jacksback · 12/11/2019 20:58

@Wolfcub
😂

Wolfcub · 12/11/2019 20:58

What tv star does the little weasily one resemble its bugging me

PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 20:58

Fingers crossed tomorrow is better.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2019 20:59

Mackenzie Crook Wolfcub?

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ShirleyPhallus · 12/11/2019 20:59

Fingers crossed tomorrow is better.

Don’t say that! I’ve loved the cookery car crash!

fourquenelles · 12/11/2019 21:00

Until tomorrow. I fancy some caramel toast now. Was all that sugar Kat chucked on her plate.

BIWI · 12/11/2019 21:00

Where does Kat work? I know they said Brighton, but anyone have any idea?

PotterHead1985 · 12/11/2019 21:01

Ooh just found Celebrity Countdown and it's Jay Rayner vs Jo Brand!

Jacksback · 12/11/2019 21:03

Unbelievable !
But not in a good way
Only the curry looked decent

Embarrassing that chefs on normal master chef are much
Much better

Footle · 12/11/2019 21:43

I will have to catch up before tomorrow's one. This sounds far too entertaining to miss.

BoreOfWhabylon · 12/11/2019 22:00

Glorious skills tests! I've sad it before and I'll say it again - they should have a lot more of them to really test their mettle.

BoreOfWhabylon · 12/11/2019 22:01

said not sad. Although the skillz on display were pretty sad.

AndromedaPerseus · 12/11/2019 22:12

Shows the lack of technical training for chefs on a national level. I know more than they did on basic skills from doing O level Home economics

Stellaris22 · 12/11/2019 22:20

How do professionals not know how to spatchcock or make a pesto?

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/11/2019 22:25

I don't know!

I leave you alone for ONE EPISODE, and the whole thing turns into a shambles!

I'll have to get back to the telly tomorrow.

< I get all the work here . . . >

ilovesooty · 12/11/2019 22:37

Just caught up. Isn't Malin lovely?

Binglebong · 12/11/2019 22:49

Sorry Miss Schadenfraud .

《bows head, hands behind back and scuffs toes on the ground 》

AndromedaPerseus · 12/11/2019 23:17

The fact that none of them knew how to rectify a split batter when making the beignets shows a lack of understanding about the fundamentals of cookery and that will always trip them up at some point

BlingLoving · 12/11/2019 23:25

Cn I join? Just caught up. Was a disaster!!!! I would have done Monica's test better and I have never cooked a quail in my life. How did they not at least know what spatchcock is for pity's sake? And pesto? My 4 year old is learning to make pesto!!!!!

I think Greg, Monica and Marcus must be worried. If they don't get better chefs the whole thing will fall apart!!!

AndromedaPerseus · 12/11/2019 23:41

But when you look at where these chefs are working it’s usually mid range restaurants or gastro pubs where the pesto will be bought in and as along as they can cook a decent steak and whatever else is on the menu then they don’t get more training than is needed for the job. I doubt if they would even get to bake a cake on a regular basis or make a sauce other than gravy as well. I feel a bit sorry for them because this is the professionals’ competition and none of the six tonight see to know the fundamentals of cookery and the amateur competitors On the other show are on the whole more knowledgeable and have better skills than this lot.

ThreeFish · 12/11/2019 23:51

Oh I agree, the amateurs would know what spatchcock meant, and how to make pesto. I do, and I’m not going to enter master Chef!
I hope it’s not edited to make them look incompetent as that’s peoples jobs and the reputation of where they work.

AndromedaPerseus · 13/11/2019 00:07

Both Marcus and Monica studied catering/ hospitality at FE colleges before working in top notch/Michelin starred restaurants where they would have had an intensive and thorough training. Compare their skills and knowledge to today’s contestants who hadn’t had that background.

Lunde · 13/11/2019 13:48

I don't know how Marcus and Monica managed to carry on that episode after being faced with 3 raw quails, 2 raw donuts and the final contestant, having actually managed to cook something, added about 1lb of sugar.

Do none of the contestants have any training?

DuckyGoLightly · 13/11/2019 16:31

Just watched. It's putting me off eating out tbh.