Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Shirley I conflated your two sentences and thought you wanted to strip Beardy Baldster as you found his voice so attractive.

God I thought he said dried 🐼 panda pieces

Tofu 🤦‍♀️

Oh no Shirley he has to stay as he is easy on the eye imho (sorry to objectify him but until he can prove he can cook it's all I've got!)

Beardy baldy strip-of-hair chef (LOL @ Shirley) reminds me of that advert for Haribo when all the big biker types talk in little kids' voices.

This has to be the comic relief episode. Fish ministrone

Indeed jay55. Intriguing isn't the word I'd use for fish minestrone.

@Halsall Haribo advert. Yes. Spot on

This guy is just throwing every trendy thing he can think of-pickle fruit, crumb, pigeon with offal.
This cockerney geezer is pissing me off for no reason.
I want smiley chef to do good, because he's lovely. even though he's played the mum card.

Fish minestrone with taramasalata and garlic flowers sounds like something I want to be nowhere near 😷

Oh dear

Haven't seen this week's candidates, but DS and I reckoned Episode 2 were bad... tomorrow's have got to be better, please. Seriously, I could have a go at this rate.

@fourquenelles his long beard really put me off, reminds me of the Twits where mr twit keeps food in his beard 😷

Toothy man heading for disaster

Why are several of them cooking small birds again? They've already proved they are shit at it

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow tbf - Greg goaded him into it “oh do you love your mum... tell us how much you love your mum”.

Egg yolk broke

Shirley I keep bits of food in my bra so I'm ok with beardy picnics

@fourquenelles I too have discovered a rogue Dorito in my cleavage on occasion

It looks better than I thought it would. Tomato water is never a good idea.

He’s through

Smiley chef goes through.

Aww Malin

Awww Malik what a sweetie

Glad chicken kitchen man did well.