Professional Masterchef 2019: Chefs who can cook things properly are rare.

[GrouchyKiwi]

First thread.

Will anyone manage to cook anything all the way through?

Malin is an absolute sweetheart

four I've only ever experienced that when I was breastfeeding and actually had a cleavage. It was very disconcerting at the end of the day when I was getting ready for bed and would discover half a meal down my top.

Oops Malin not Malik

F1 man will be mocked by the mechanics.

Oh no gingerbread with a bird

Grouchy and Shirley popcorn. Tons and tons of popcorn fall onto the floor when I disrobe

I’m just hearing panda piece 🐼

That pigeon is raw, not rare.

Popcorn is oddly attracted to cleavage.

@fourquenelles yes to popcorn bra!!!

@fourquenelles I find the popcorn thing an advantage when sharing with dh at the cinema - may as well just take the packet and empty it down my top - I get more that way

Half-plate presentation looks crap. WTF is Greggggggggg on about? Arse.

Popcorn in under boob can survive multiple showers.

Omg that voice. Is he on helium

It is handy to have something to nibble on at bedtime for sure

So smiley man going through alone? This is a poor round.

Overall today's lot are a complete disaster aren't they. The only one I really can get behind is Malin

How good they are. Hmm some of them definitely didn't show they were good

Only one chef did a good job. Story of the night.

Think they'll keep Cat and Beardy.

@GrouchyKiwi I make a dairy free chocolate cheesecake using blended tofu and it is amazing! I am not dairy free, my dd is allergic, but its pretty close to a normal cheese cake. Thats chefs mousse is not a tofu mousse though, more a sauce.

Not the best chefs this week, not compared to last week.

Not really a good day at the office, is it?!

Maybe they could tattoo recipes on their arms

Oh, I forgot about James.

I thought they would have kept beardy your be honest.

The right result for me tonight though wasn’t great.