Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

Deep South not really describing what a Lafayette shrimp is there

Gregg sees avant garde, I see baby sick.

They were not Lafayette shrimps at all

Martha's food isn't much presentation wise here.

Um Martha's food looks for shit.

You could serve them a human turd on a soapy flannel and they’d find something nice to say about it

Yeast extract beef!!! Ya mean marmite ya lying fuck!!

The divine Martha in her glorious heyday

Lads that sauce looks like dirty river water.

That soufflé looks decent

I always cringe at the way the previous MC finalists/champions suddenly seem to think that they're Michel Roux Jr.

The two blokes are through.

That soufflé looks pretty good though.

Looks as though Martha might have to revive the singing career then

@RomaineCalm don't mention that man to me. I was a MASSIVE fan. Till I found out the Robbing cunt takes his staffs tips. Prick. Like he needs it.

That suffle didn't look half bad (delib bad spelling)

www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/dec/15/michel-roux-jr-restaurant-staff-no-share-service-charge-le-gavroche

Struggling to stay awake. Hope it perks up next week.

I KNEW the women were leaving. The chaps were so much better

Ooh, Tomasz Schafernaker (sp?) next week. And Ian Beale.

Interesting bunch of contestants next week.

They do obviously give them lessons

See you on Monday.

Who is the tomaz fella?

Well that was another damp squib

Can’t we just rewatch an old season of the proper one?!

Have a fab weekend all, see some of you tomorrow for Strictly. Hope Ella and Potter are feeling better and so sorry for the loss of your pup Elder

Forgot strictly last week. I'll see you tomorrow