Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

Potter he’s a weatherman

Oh, he's so much more than just a weatherman (in his own mind!)
He is actually a very good artist though, I'll give him that, even though he does seem to love himself

Pretty obvious the two blokes were going through. I did like the look of Greg's menu.

Yes, the greengrocer is getting worse. Bloody caps, waistcoats and grabbing on to his lapels, like he's some old, overweight Artful Dodger, ffs.

I'm alive. I think. I haven't slept in a week. Last night was the worst.

My supposedly healing toof hole decided nope. Infection it is. Dear god the pain.

Was back at the dentist today. And then the pain clinic for my conditions.

Ye gads my face was so swollen.

Anyway. Must drag myself off the couch to create my own masterchef creation.

Will post pics if it doesn't end up a dogs dinner.

Laters all.

It's in the oven. Chips done twice. Fingers crossed. Anyone here?

Evening all

Evening.

Potter head I hope the tooth pain ceases and desists shortly.

Oh no Potter

I hope you can forget the pain for a while by focusing on the horror of what's in store....

What ho! Laptop broken. New one coming tomorrow. Can't be arsed to type on phone so will be watching but not commenting. I hates this. I wants The Professionals. Stamps foot.

Hello everyone

I'm in bed but have the telly on, not sure I'll stay awake though.

I know Ian Beale and Vicki thingy from the jungle

No idea who the rest are

Evening all. Settling in for another evening of hating myself for watching this dross and hoping it gets better

Ahhh Potter you poor thing, when will you start to feel better?

Christ Potter that must be agony

Greggggg having difficulty remembering that actors aren't actually the people they portray on screen.....

How are you doing @ellenanora5? Have you started radiation therapy yet? Hope you’re feeling ok too

Agony @ellenanora5

K so I used to much sauce and I cut it for shit but!!

Rock steins nephew I call fiiix

I hate VP. Not as much as I hate the Crosby woman......

And now thinks that Judge Jules actually IS a judge

He's Rick Steins nephew!

Evening all!

I'd like to have a month off and learn to make good, authentic curries.

I only know Ian Beale, I've heard of judge jules and have been to clubs when he was DJing in my student days but I never knew what he looked like.

@RomaineCalm I'll make one for wednesdays show shall I?

All these people who on mc, who DONT FUCKING COOK! Either porkies are being told or, ooo err, they are in it to save failing careers. Whoda thunk it?

My friend slept with the weatherman Thomas

He saw his Schaffer-knackers

(That’s a true story)

All round to Potter's for tea & MC on Wednesday then

Shirley that's a far better story than gregggg in the gym.