Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

De lurking to post.

For the love of all that is agnolotti will someone please stop that lass gurning and acting like an over affectionate 3 year old. And the commentary is enough to make me fill my ears with jaffacakes to drown out the din. And I love my jaffacakes.

Vicky always looks as though she is chewing a particularly chewy kangaroo a-hole or something.

I no longer care if she can cook.

I do not like the overly botoxed look but Jesus, I’d happily see her get injected with enough to smooth an elephant’s arse to temper that gurnfest. If only she’d done the rest of her face when she did her forehead. I can’t rejoice at the thought of her winning.

I’d be fine with anyone else winning - particularly if they are called Greg.

I forgot it was on earlier and had to catch up. Monica wants proper Greg to win. I'm sorry I'll be on catch up on Friday.

I still miss Michel Roux Junior.

I think they've developed a lovely bond. I loved the clip of them all with their arms round each other waiting for the final verdict.

I appear to have missed it, fuck sake, bet I missed a good one

It wasn't on tonight though was it, I can't have missed two (poxy bloody treatment making me miss my show) and of course I'm wide awake now!

I'll be here tomorrow, come hell or high water I'll be here tomorrow!!

Shakes fist in despair at imaginary picture of Greg the grocer that is not the other Greg

Hello Mastercheffians, I took the liberty of making a NEW THREAD in advance of tonight's final.

As Grouchy noticed, we might well run out part-way through and that would be annoying. Shall we convene on the new thread?

For all you missing a bit of Greg....you're welcome