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Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

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Halsall · 18/09/2019 20:09

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

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PotterHead1985 · 20/09/2019 11:09

@Elderflower14 I'm so sorry Thanks

Wolfcub · 20/09/2019 19:43

Evening all. Just catching up on the last episode

PotterHead1985 · 20/09/2019 20:50

I'm here. Ready for tonight. Planning my masterchef creation for Monday. Imma do my own pizza. It'll be so better than last weeks (assuming it doesn't look shit I'll post pics) [tonite was takeout!].

Imma do pizza with home made sauce, Parmesan, onion, garlic, mozzarella, prosciutto, black olives and basil. And then home made triple cooked chips. Can't wait for Monday.

Halsall · 20/09/2019 21:01

Hmmm, that sounds good, Potter! Hope your tooth is better tonight?

And hello everyone else who's still with us Smile

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ShirleyPhallus · 20/09/2019 21:02

Signing in. Nice of John to have brought the missus tonight

Halsall · 20/09/2019 21:03

Shirley, two fees 💷💷

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PotterHead1985 · 20/09/2019 21:03

@Halsall soso to be fair. The chinese wasn't too sore on it. But my lip piercing appears to have burst the skin again for some reason (had it since I was 18. Am now 34!!) it never rains and all.

ilovesooty · 20/09/2019 21:03

Hello everyone.

Wolfcub · 20/09/2019 21:03

I swore she said elephant massage

Halsall · 20/09/2019 21:04

Potter nooooo! Sad

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PotterHead1985 · 20/09/2019 21:04

Ooh the French lady's food sounds nice to be fair

PotterHead1985 · 20/09/2019 21:05

@Halsall yup. I hate my compromised immune system sometimes.

Got myself my flu and pneumonia vacs today.

PotterHead1985 · 20/09/2019 21:07

Oooh. Potato fondants. Can go well or. NOT. Also marmite. Fuck off mate. I wouldn't even try it and I'd try anything.

Wolfcub · 20/09/2019 21:08

Ah nepotism

Halsall · 20/09/2019 21:09

If I was putting marmite on anything I'd be keeping very quiet about it, not admitting it straight out.

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jay55 · 20/09/2019 21:09

Evening. Sorry but late forgot it was on.

ShirleyPhallus · 20/09/2019 21:10

Why does Gregg stand like a cockney barrow boy about to burst in to a rousing rendition of “my old man’s a dustman”

ilovesooty · 20/09/2019 21:10

That beef looks lovely.

PotterHead1985 · 20/09/2019 21:12

Ouch. Glad he made a spare.

jay55 · 20/09/2019 21:12

Jumper Greg has done a miracle, I'd eat both his plates.

Halsall · 20/09/2019 21:12

Greg seems to have improved very significantly, almost overnight.

Funny, that Hmm

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ShirleyPhallus · 20/09/2019 21:13

He’s done really well but I do love it when they drop stuff. Adds a touch of drama what’s been a pretty boring series

Halsall · 20/09/2019 21:15

'Eet ees from ma mind'

GrinGrin

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RomaineCalm · 20/09/2019 21:17

Bit late this evening.

I hate cooked bananas in any form. I do like French lady though.

ShirleyPhallus · 20/09/2019 21:17

Eet ees from ma mind

Grin

I love her accent but she’s almost a caricature of herself