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Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

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Halsall · 18/09/2019 20:09

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

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fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:52

SHUT UP YOU FUCKWIT

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:52

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGGG

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kazzaD66 · 09/10/2019 20:53

If I was sitting at the same table as that prat with no shirt on, it would put me right of my food, no matter how good it was.

ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:53

Gregg looks like he’s either wearing a gun holster or a lady’s halter neck top over his shirt

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/10/2019 20:53

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPECCY BALD SPEAKING CLOCK,

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:53

I think Monica likes Proper Greg, though. She went in for the hug.

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jay55 · 09/10/2019 20:54

The pud looks amazing.

I wish the pox of laryngitis on Gregg.

Powergower · 09/10/2019 20:54

Fuck off baldy greg you absolute twat. And take fucking awful neil with you. 2 gross men.

kazzaD66 · 09/10/2019 20:54

SHUT THE FUCK UP!
If Monica isn't shouting at him, why are you, you talentless knob. Angry

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:54

They all did really well. I'm surprised considering how this series started.

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:55

I mean why is the bald speaking clock actually wearing BRACES, FFS????

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ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:55

I really like Greg and think he’ll win but he is getting a bit too earnest now isn’t he

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:56

Bald speaking clock hahah @Halsall

ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:56

“I’ve seen pastry chefs go down... hard”

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:58

Think we might need a new thread for the final. Maybe?

Gross. Too much hugging.

kazzaD66 · 09/10/2019 20:58

I want Greg to win.

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:58

Lads it's on early this fri. It's at half 8

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:58

I can't remember who coined that, Potter - it wasn't me, but it certainly describes him!

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fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:58

Will have to avoid spoilers next Friday until I can watch on catch up. Off to the theatre darlinks. Enjoy!

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:59

@fourquenelles to see???

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 21:00

I'm on the case, Grouchy, I'll get it all ready to go Smile

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 21:01

Marvellous, thanks Halsall.

Enjoy the theatre four!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/10/2019 21:02

Well it's Greg innit?

fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 21:02

Potter The Children by Lucy Kirkwood at my local amdram theatre. It's very good.

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 21:21

I are fit to burst after that chilli. Mammy found it too hot and too many beans (mind one bean is too many for her!!)