Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

Were you a chef Potter

Pudding people.

Also Beethoven says hi

@ellenanora5 I was training yes.

The shit I got served at school this would have been Michelin quality to me - these girls are a tough audience!

We honestly used to eat a Yorkshire pudding filled with chips covered with gravy 😳

@doadeer I had sandwiches. We didn't get school dinners

Our school meals were pretty grim, looking back. Custard tart 🤮🤮

Your dog is adorable Potter, sorry you had to stop training, real life can mess up a lot of plans.

I bet you scoffed it doadeer

I wonder how Bumbledog and Elderflower are doing

Ok thanks all

catch you all friday

I hated school dinners, instant mash three times a week, I had to get very creative to hide it.

This was the nicest group by far this year.

I miss you guys the rest of the week!!

Was just signing in to join you but given I have a massive sieve brain I realise I’ve missed it

Will catch up and revert

Btw, I am SO CONFLICTED on that post on topless shots of Gregg. Mildly aroused if I am honest.

Padded room for @ShirleyPhallus

Satisfactory chat tonight, I think! Not so sure about all the cooking but yes, definitely more entertaining than the first couple of groups.

See you all on Friday, I hope everyone who's in pain feels better.

Hahaha, didn't you ogle him at your gym, Shirley ???

@Halsall yes I live for the chats. Watching it without on Monday sucked.

Hahaha, didn't you ogle him at your gym

One and the same

I maintain he has lovely calves

Fun fact
I think I live near John Torode, 2 weeks ago I saw him 3 days in a row!

I'm sorry but I'm not going to look at that photo. I don't want to see the gurning greengrocer fully clothed, so there's no way I'm going to look at him semi naked and have that burned on my retina for ever! I don't care how much weight he's lost. He's still an insufferable, overbearing twat.
Still can't work out how he's managed to get so many women to marry him.

@ellenanora5 Sadly Wilf and I had to have Bumbledog put to sleep yesterday afternoon.... 😔
He had got very unwell. It was the kindest thing to do....

Have I been layering lasagne incorrectly my whole life?? I always thought it was meat sauce, pasta,
white sauce, repeat.... not meat sauce, white sauce, pasta, repeat....

Mind, blown

Oh Elderflower I'm very sorry to hear that, how sad for you and Wilf I'm thinking of you both

Elderflower So sorry. flowers

Still on holiday and haven't yet succumbed to putting on the TV. I'm catching up with the thread while waiting for a load of washing to finish. Fun times. DH has taken the children out for the day so it's just me and the furry beast.

Oops. That should have been for Elderflower.

So sorry to hear about Bumbledog, Elderflower

Elderflower So sorry to read about Bumbledog.