Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

[Halsall]

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

Monica's menu is making me feel so homesick.

Who are the invited chefs I wonder

The dessert doesn't look bad either

Sort of pronounced Mary, Halsall. The first vowel is a bit shorter than that.

I'm there @Halsall

That chef chap.

Ah, interesting, Grouchy - India Fisher didn't quite get it right, then!

Count me in too for the works outing. We have booked our local Miller and Carter with friends this year for Crimbo. No cooking. Win!

@GrouchyKiwi season 9. It’s on Amazon prime now

I've no works do this year. Left work in July to be the Mammy's carer

I thought I liked Vicky but after that ridiculous lobster display she’s back on The List. Grow the fuck up eh babes

Not quite, Halsall, but she did a decent job for a Brit.

Thanks Wolfcub. I'm slowly going through the whole thing. My children enjoy it too, and cheer for all the women and none of the men.

Love me a bit of Robin #teddybearswhocook

Hipster twat. Cool Lisa. Frankie Boyles English twin.

HAHAHAHA. Says it all. Monica said she invited the chefs and Michel didn't get an invite!!

I'm still obsessed with Vicky's jaw. It's like it's dislocated and just moves independently of the rest of her face.

Oooh fuck

Well done that chef, running to the rescue.

I still love Michel. He's on the outs with the Beeb, though.

I hate crimbo dos.
I could bathe in every meal there. Yeah Vicky, what Monica means is shut da fuck up baaaabes.

@GrouchyKiwi he is on the outs with the beeb but do we know why?

He's on the outs with me and I know why

Only one extra is living a little dangerously, Neil.

When did people start having to say 'roast off' instead of just 'roast'?

Stick a vest on mate

Something to do with potatoes, Potter.

Moar info on potatoes. For me it's tips