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Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

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Halsall · 18/09/2019 20:09

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:33

Monica's menu is making me feel so homesick.

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:33

Who are the invited chefs I wonder

kazzaD66 · 09/10/2019 20:33

The dessert doesn't look bad either Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:34

Sort of pronounced Mary, Halsall. The first vowel is a bit shorter than that.

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:34

I'm there @Halsall

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:35

That chef chap. Grin

Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:36

Ah, interesting, Grouchy - India Fisher didn't quite get it right, then!

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fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:36

Count me in too for the works outing. We have booked our local Miller and Carter with friends this year for Crimbo. No cooking. Win!

Wolfcub · 09/10/2019 20:36

@GrouchyKiwi season 9. It’s on Amazon prime now

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:36

I've no works do this year. Left work in July to be the Mammy's carer

ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:37

I thought I liked Vicky but after that ridiculous lobster display she’s back on The List. Grow the fuck up eh babes

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:38

Not quite, Halsall, but she did a decent job for a Brit. Wink

Thanks Wolfcub. I'm slowly going through the whole thing. My children enjoy it too, and cheer for all the women and none of the men.

fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:38

Love me a bit of Robin #teddybearswhocook

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/10/2019 20:38

Hipster twat. Cool Lisa. Frankie Boyles English twin.

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:39

HAHAHAHA. Says it all. Monica said she invited the chefs and Michel didn't get an invite!!

kazzaD66 · 09/10/2019 20:39

I'm still obsessed with Vicky's jaw. It's like it's dislocated and just moves independently of the rest of her face. Confused

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:39

Oooh fuck

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:40

Well done that chef, running to the rescue.

I still love Michel. He's on the outs with the Beeb, though.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/10/2019 20:41

I hate crimbo dos.
I could bathe in every meal there. Yeah Vicky, what Monica means is shut da fuck up baaaabes.

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:41

@GrouchyKiwi he is on the outs with the beeb but do we know why?

He's on the outs with me and I know why

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:41

Only one extra is living a little dangerously, Neil.

Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:41

When did people start having to say 'roast off' instead of just 'roast'?

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fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:42

Stick a vest on mate

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:42

Something to do with potatoes, Potter. Grin

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:43

Moar info on potatoes. For me it's tips