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Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

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Halsall · 18/09/2019 20:09

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:12

There was a massive to-do because when they showed theTV adaptation of the Camomile Lawn on Channel 4, the word that starts with F and ends with K was uttered about 30 seconds after the start, ie just after the watershed. Huge ructions ensued.

Nowadays nobody would bat an eyelid if they said it on Countdown.

Innocent times.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:13

Thanks, Potter. I'll have forgotten about it by the time I get around to that season so it will come as unwelcome surprise.

Vicky's looks good.

fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:13

Vicky's does look good

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:15

Dillian has let me down with that meringue catastrophe. Tsk.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:15

Sweetbreads. VOM. I do hope Proper Greg wins.

fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:15

Oh no let down by the sweetbreads eep

ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:15

Greg’s sweetbread looks like a charred bollock tbh

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:16

Smart. Cover up the meringue disaster. Very sensible. Looks quite tasty really.

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:16

Oh god poor Dillion

fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:16

Bye bye Dillion

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:16

Darn. I think Dillian is for the boot. Sad

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:17

Oh DO stop SHOUTING Gregggggggggggg

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PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:17

I want raaazooor to go tho

jay55 · 09/10/2019 20:18

Under done v over done....

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:18

How does that saying go, Halsall? Empty vessels make the loudest noise, I think.

fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:18

Me too Potter me too

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:18

Ultimately it'll be between Proper Greg and Vicky, I think. In the final.

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kazzaD66 · 09/10/2019 20:18

Just trying to catch up on fast forward.

The f'ing greengrocer is still standing there with his hands grabbing his lapels like the Artful Dodger Hmm

ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:19

I’m not sure what’s going on but I am really warming to Vicky. She’s actually alright when she’s not doing her wannabe stand-up routine

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:19

Bugger

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:19

Woe.

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:19

Chilli be ready in about 5 folks.

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:19

Oh boo.

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jay55 · 09/10/2019 20:20

Poop

fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:21

Monica! Lick lick lick lick lick