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Sleb Masterchef Thread 2. In which we talk amongst ourselves, mostly.

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Halsall · 18/09/2019 20:09

We can chat about anything we like, and possibly, occasionally, maybe discuss the fairly crap contestants.

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kazzaD66 · 09/10/2019 20:43

If Monica's standards are so high, I'm surprised she's put up with working with you for so long, you fuckwit greengrocer Angry

ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:43

When did people start having to say 'roast off' instead of just 'roast'?

About the time they started saying “pan fry” instead of “fry”...?

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:45

What's with the weird flat pasta shovel things?

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:45

Sorry for all the questions Grin

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ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:45

“A tasty plate of food” - DRINK!!!!

ShirleyPhallus · 09/10/2019 20:46

How exactly does a mushroom remain its integrity....? Ensure it doesn’t lie under oath?

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:47

@ShirleyPhallus 😂😂

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:47

MRJ got an advertising deal with Albert Bartlett potatoes. The Beeb was all "You can't be on our shows if you do marketing for products" (even though other people on their shows have sponsorship deals) and Michel was like, fine, I don't need you anyway, and that was the end of a beautiful friendship and we now have to put up with Marcus on the Professionals.

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:47

I see that beardy chef hasn't bothered taking his scarf off. Bit rude.

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MotherOfSoupDragons · 09/10/2019 20:47

Hope he doesn't get chest hair in his food. Yuck.

MotherOfSoupDragons · 09/10/2019 20:48

FFS Vicky.

jay55 · 09/10/2019 20:48

Monica is lovely and supportive and not all barky and mean.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:48

Grin Shirley

Mushrooms are filthy buggers.

MotherOfSoupDragons · 09/10/2019 20:48

She seems high as a kite.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/10/2019 20:48

Poached in butter?! Reminds me of that old mn overheard comment about that Irish tv cook, "ah she's a cunt for the butter"
Ha Vicky that's what you get for being giddy.

kazzaD66 · 09/10/2019 20:49

If Vicky just shut up and concentrated, she might not drop things m

PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:49

@GrouchyKiwi I like Marcus. Ever since I found out michel stiffs his staff I went off him and I wanted to eat at le gavroche so bad

bohemia14 · 09/10/2019 20:50

Vicky drives me nuts - all that gurning and affectation. She's done really well but I hope she doesn't win.

WheresThatCatGoneNow · 09/10/2019 20:50

I wish Gregg Wallace would shut up and stop hovering about.

Is he trying to put the contestants off?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/10/2019 20:51

"Heritage carrots AND fucking filthy coconut. DOUBLE SHOT,!
That pudding.....

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:51

Potter I'm holding out hope that there's more to the story than we heard. He has such a lovely twinkle he can't be a prat.

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Halsall · 09/10/2019 20:51

I'll have a chunk of your Crunchie, please, Proper Greg!

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PotterHead1985 · 09/10/2019 20:52

Shut up greggg

GrouchyKiwi · 09/10/2019 20:52

I want that dessert right now, please and thank you.

fourquenelles · 09/10/2019 20:52

Well said Monica ignore him

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