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Great British Sewing Bee- Patrick's official appreciation society bound by wundaweb

696 replies

dillite · 19/03/2019 22:42

Seeing that we are going to be in need of a third thread... My title makes no sense, does it? I had a funny one in mind earlier but it escapes me now. Should have used hot glue gun to make it stick.

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dontcallmelen · 26/03/2019 19:54

Welcome new devotees, ooh lovely malteasers thanks Schaden scoffs massive handfuls.

DolorestheNewt · 26/03/2019 20:10

No thanks, about to eat fish lovingly prepared by DH who is complaining that I'm trying to suborn DS into watching Sewing Bee with me.

Wolfcub · 26/03/2019 20:27

Evening all. I am annoyed at the schedulers this evening

Halsall · 26/03/2019 20:34

This week, I will be mostly on the Masterchef thread Sad

DAMN YOU, SCHEDULERS

TheSilveryHildaOgden · 26/03/2019 20:38

Just popping in to say Hi. I'll be watching, but not posting, and will read the thread afterwards. BrewBrew

whatashower · 26/03/2019 21:02
fourquenelles · 26/03/2019 21:02

Hello I am watching but wont comment much as I am also trying to watch Masterchef. Shakes fist at schedulers.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:04

scoffs massive handfuls - Melen

Sees Melen has arrived>

Hiya Mels!

Miljah · 26/03/2019 21:04

Patrick has his tie tucked into his high rise trousers.....

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:05

They are buggers Four

BUGGERS!

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 26/03/2019 21:05

Evenin' all!

I've been watching Masterchef so I'm all caught up for later but Sewing Bee beckons.

First challenge is a bit 🤔 though!

BitOfFun · 26/03/2019 21:06

Ooh, this looks tricksy...

dillite · 26/03/2019 21:06

Hello! Good evening! How are you all? What's the time? It's HAMMER TIME!

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:06

I well remember Dick Emery's Indian guru with his little enlightening poems

"It's not hard for a man to be happy
In a loincloth that's soft, white and floaty.
But the man who's worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
Who they've put too much starch in his dhoti"

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 26/03/2019 21:07

A-HA! A French seam! We know about those.

Wolfcub · 26/03/2019 21:07

I have just dropped half a bag of crisps between the sofa cushions gah

I reckon riccardo will be good at this it’s a bigger pair of his bloomers

dillite · 26/03/2019 21:08

Silk seems like such a waste for these trousers

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:09

&when, not who

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 26/03/2019 21:09

Schaden, dillite,

You've started on the gin haven't you? 😂

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:09

YOU HAVEN'T GOT TIME, LEAH!!!!!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:10

Might have . . . .

dillite · 26/03/2019 21:10

my this week I am yet to stop being on the gin. It has been SHITTASTIC.

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BitOfFun · 26/03/2019 21:10

Uatu and Halsall, beautiful work!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:11

I WARNED YOU LEAH!

DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!

Halsall · 26/03/2019 21:12

Thanks BofF (just popping over during a boring bit of MC Grin)

I finally did the buttonholes and buttons today so it's finished, yippee!