Great British Sewing Bee- Patrick's official appreciation society bound by wundaweb

[dillite]

Seeing that we are going to be in need of a third thread... My title makes no sense, does it? I had a funny one in mind earlier but it escapes me now. Should have used hot glue gun to make it stick.

schaden - are you stumbling round shouting already? That's strong gin

schaden had I been shagging anyone, I might have had a better week. But alas, the only shagging that happens in my nethers is the one that's made out of cobwebs. Do cobwebs shag actually?Hmm... I will get back to you on that one.

dillite, once you've finished shagging Patrick, can you pull his tie out from his high waistband? For shame!

If you had a chance to see with silk at no cost to yourself you know you would!

I am very jealous of their having all the patterns already cut out. I hate cutting out, they don't have to do so much. And they have lovely big tables to do the rest. 《Sigh》

Another pome.

"It's easy to achieve meditation
In a comfortable armchair with eyes unfocussed
But it's hard to laugh and whistle
When you're sitting on a thistle
And you're bitten in the Ganges by a locust"

Leah gets very skittish in the presence of Patrick. Mind you, who wouldn't?

Pants?!?! Patrick, my love for you is gone.

Bucking

'Tis good gin!

Made it byslef,

Self - Bade . . .made . . myslef . . . .

Schaden

I like the colour of Juliet's

They should make them stick together pdf patterns and then struggle to cut them out on the floor with a cat and a dog assisting. That would make it more realistic.

Esme is being suspiciously helpful today.

I want some dhoti pants - they look very comfy.

He can’t measure one and not the other

Yes Bingle - She's got me worried too.

Agree Wolf

Leah's look lovely! Wonder if the ankles are too narrow?

Nah - they're fine.

Cameltoe central!

Joe said dhoti pants and it sounded like dirty pants

What's going on with getting them on the mannequins? Was something wrong with elastic? Although I'm not sure how it works with pleats rather than gathers.

They HATE Riccardo!

LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU ROTTERS!

Men's was deservedly first.

Eh? I meant Jen's!

I love these fabrics - they're gorgeous!