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Great British Sewing Bee- Patrick's official appreciation society bound by wundaweb

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dillite · 19/03/2019 22:42

Seeing that we are going to be in need of a third thread... My title makes no sense, does it? I had a funny one in mind earlier but it escapes me now. Should have used hot glue gun to make it stick.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:12
BuckingFrolics · 26/03/2019 21:12

schaden - are you stumbling round shouting already? That's strong gin

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dillite · 26/03/2019 21:14

schaden had I been shagging anyone, I might have had a better week. But alas, the only shagging that happens in my nethers is the one that's made out of cobwebs. Do cobwebs shag actually?Hmm... I will get back to you on that one.

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Miljah · 26/03/2019 21:15

dillite, once you've finished shagging Patrick, can you pull his tie out from his high waistband? For shame!

Binglebong · 26/03/2019 21:15

If you had a chance to see with silk at no cost to yourself you know you would!

I am very jealous of their having all the patterns already cut out. I hate cutting out, they don't have to do so much. And they have lovely big tables to do the rest. 《Sigh》

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:16

Another pome.

"It's easy to achieve meditation
In a comfortable armchair with eyes unfocussed
But it's hard to laugh and whistle
When you're sitting on a thistle
And you're bitten in the Ganges by a locust"

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 26/03/2019 21:17

Leah gets very skittish in the presence of Patrick. Mind you, who wouldn't?

Binglebong · 26/03/2019 21:17

Pants?!?! Patrick, my love for you is gone.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:17

Bucking

'Tis good gin!

Made it byslef,

Self - Bade . . .made . . myslef . . . .

Binglebong · 26/03/2019 21:18

Schaden Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:18

I like the colour of Juliet's

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dillite · 26/03/2019 21:18

They should make them stick together pdf patterns and then struggle to cut them out on the floor with a cat and a dog assisting. That would make it more realistic.

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Binglebong · 26/03/2019 21:19

Esme is being suspiciously helpful today.Hmm

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:19

I want some dhoti pants - they look very comfy.

Wolfcub · 26/03/2019 21:19

He can’t measure one and not the other

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:19

Yes Bingle - She's got me worried too.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:20

Agree Wolf

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:21

Leah's look lovely! Wonder if the ankles are too narrow?

Nah - they're fine.

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dillite · 26/03/2019 21:21

Cameltoe central!

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 26/03/2019 21:21

Joe said dhoti pants and it sounded like dirty pants

Binglebong · 26/03/2019 21:22

What's going on with getting them on the mannequins? Was something wrong with elastic? Although I'm not sure how it works with pleats rather than gathers.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:22

They HATE Riccardo!

LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU ROTTERS!

BitOfFun · 26/03/2019 21:22

Men's was deservedly first.

BitOfFun · 26/03/2019 21:23

Eh? Grin I meant Jen's!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 26/03/2019 21:23

I love these fabrics - they're gorgeous!