MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

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New thread......

Oh dear. Too oily. Obvious head shakes. Marcus is Not Pleased.

And she has a lovely Welshie twang to her accent.

Or is she a Finn? Not so according to this thread :

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3094029-Does-Finland-Exist

Fuckaduck, she's burnt one. (Couldn't ruin the things)

Scandanavian contempt is a good sign - but open loathing of the Greggster usually ends badly. moe's the pity

I am against her because of the salt thing. Sorry, wumman.

I understand it Monica. I love salty food

Aww, bugger! She's blown it!

I thought she was Spanish. (Cloth ears)

Hyvästi Sarah

BEEEEEEARD

I was Henry VIII's Double

The more burned the better.

Oh Gawd - sinews again . ..

You've set women's liberation back about 200 yers , girl!

Oh nows here's a fine courtier!

We have a Tudor here.

Fucks sake I’m bored of bleurgh

Let’s crack on with the cauliflower in round 2

A beard is always acceptale

I didn’t think you could make sweetbreads look more disgusting but he’s managed it

Hell'sbells . . . that looks horrible

He's Proper Tudor this fellow.

Turnips
Watercress
Sweetbreads

‘‘Tis verily Tudor M’lud

They've got them boiling water taps. I think they'd be a liability in a home kitchen. (With someone as crack handed as me)

This round does seem to go on forever. It would be better if the task was split 3 x 3 so 3 doing sweetbreads and 3 doing something sweet and nice.

I trimmed leeks? Heavens to Betsy!

What does it take to cook the perfect sweetbread - A FLAMETHROWER!!!!

DESTROY IT WITH FIRE!!!!!