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MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

995 replies

Halsall · 21/11/2017 20:04

New thread......

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MyfanwyMontez · 29/11/2017 20:23

Untrimmed

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:24

Turnips are foul! Tudor-y or not!

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2017 20:24

Tom is very upset and wants to fillet them.

ilovesooty · 29/11/2017 20:24

The Indian Ambassador!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:24

That soul patch looks shite!

If you want a beard, grow a fucking beard!

Taffeta · 29/11/2017 20:24

Yeah four

Or six doing something edible

Halsall · 29/11/2017 20:25

How's this guy managed to get a catering plaster already?

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LineysRunner · 29/11/2017 20:25

I don't want to see any more sweetbreads.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2017 20:27

Turnips are foul! unless they are a rude shaped vegetable. (Bit of blackadder there)
Kin hell, he was quick!

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2017 20:27

This guy is good. I like him.

MyfanwyMontez · 29/11/2017 20:28

See I always thought sweetbreads were bollocks and now I know they are.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2017 20:28

Oh god, when Gregg poked that sweetbread. Yuk.
Oh hello.

GrouchyKiwi · 29/11/2017 20:28

Ooooh, HELLO Matt.

Master of the Horse.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:28

Nice beard here.

And a PRIVATE CHEF!

Taffeta · 29/11/2017 20:29

It’s a tattless episode Shock

Boasty twat this one

songbird84 · 29/11/2017 20:29

I like Soham

MyfanwyMontez · 29/11/2017 20:29

Ooh eye candy! And he has a lovely beard.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:29

Marcus is smiling benignly . . .

fourquenelles · 29/11/2017 20:29

Deffo Master of the Horse Grouchy although I can see him wielding a stiletto as an assassin/spy

Taffeta · 29/11/2017 20:29

Yah running a marathon
Yah skiing
Yah won young chef of year

ilovesooty · 29/11/2017 20:30

Runs marathons when he's not cheffing.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/11/2017 20:30

Luvva of the Queen.
Young Maaaan.

Halsall · 29/11/2017 20:30

What was he doing to that poor defenceless tulip?

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 29/11/2017 20:31

I envisaged him with a merlin on one leather-gauntleted arm, Grouchy

But these look as though they will be raw as well as disgustig

MyfanwyMontez · 29/11/2017 20:31

I like the spy in the court idea four