MASTERCHEF - The Professionals. With beards, my liege.

[Halsall]

New thread......

This curly knave might have a place as a mandolin player...

Thanks Grouchy

Bang on time so
SHUT UP GREGG!
He needs an early night because one year old. He could be a minstrel

OK, there's screaming in the Halsall household right now. VOM VOM VOM

Eeew, Gregg is trying to look cool. Make him stop.

What I miss (dogs needed a pee - again!)

I think I like this Chris fellow.

Anchor are doing well out of them this week

That was a MASSIVE lump of butter

Oh - yuk!

I like this big Scottish man. Do we have Scottish Ambassador?

I wish someone would just tell Greg to back the fuck off

Schadenfreude that dog of yours should go before it starts

Plenty of booze - that's what Ilike. Kills the taste of the offal.

He's probably in the pay of Mary Queen of Scots.

I love Chris' voice.His dish looks pretty but I would not eat it.

Jim Kerr innit

We do now Four

Sooty - I m seriously thinking of re-homing the buggers. Swear that they are deliberately sabotaging my viewing,

Schaden Chris is Head Chef in Edinburgh and started as a result of work experience when he had the choice of either shop or kitchen assistant.

A wumman!

Huzzah! A wumman! And a Finn!

Laydeeeeeee

They've been out for a pre-Masterchef widdle-walk (no slashed pads this time, thank Christ!)

She doesn't like the sweetbreads either.

Wumman! Yesyesyesyes!

Do Finns not just eat reindeer and herring?

She is treating Gregg with Scandinavian contempt.