In The Club - Series Two coming soon!

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I've just seen the new .

Hang on to your hats for a another round of pregnancy/childbirth bingo and the continuing adventures of the most drama-filled antenatal group and understaffed maternity unit in the country!

Previous thread here to remind yourselves of last series/loose ends and see if any of Bertie's predictions come true!

Well having had twins tonight's twin birth was far fetched!

Plenty of storylines for next series:

Kim having baby number 2
Midwife going out with dead women's husband
Jill Halfpenny opening a nursery

Just a bit...

Born at 33 weeks. Considered high risk. Had laser therapy to seperate them from ttts. Had a natural birth and allowed out to the chapel for a namkaran. Right-o

If Kim had another baby, I think she would wither away in a puddle of anxiety..

I'm glad Kim realised (finally) that she'd dropped the Rosie ball. Maybe she should have been looking out for her rather than potty training an 11m old!

The bit that made me laugh was the very end when all of the family that had come from London, etc got pushed to the side whilst the baby class lot got the best seats...including the gay couple and their cleaner!

Just shouted at the tv (I'm an hour behind) when Kim went mad about fish fingers! Stupid cow

I'm also an hour behind.

Do women like Kim really exist?!

That's a 33 weeker?!?!?

Dates must be wrong, 5lb 12 for a twin is brilliant, a twin at 33 weeks?

katie cant be pregnant by simon,she was only with him the night or two before and we dont know if they even had sex

she wouldnt even know if she was pregnant a day later,must be somebody elses

My 32 weeker was only 3lbs 9oz

i had mine at 36 weeks

twin1 =5,14
twin2 =6,3

i was induced and they said if i had gone full term they could of been 7 or 7.5 lb

My singleton born at 38 was only 5lb 8! Admittedly v v small, but those twins if they'd gone to term would have been mahoosive. Completely unrealistic birth weights.

Enjoyable series if you suspend reality

i dont think its great to give a 1yr old fish fingers and im pretty slack

There is nothing wrong with fish fingers for a one year old!

Yes women like Kim DO exist!!! I'm not really sure what Neil sees in her? She's so "in to" the baby but the blog must come first.

Stupid blog.

If a one year old is mature enough to be potty training I guess she's old enough to eat a fish finger!

Can't believe what a load of shite that was!

I've just realised too that Dr Stone is Septa Unella from Game of Thrones, she's much prettier and younger looking in this though.

Kim is ridiculously simpering and pathetic.

Can't believe what a load of shite that was!

I've just realised too that Dr Stone is Septa Unella from Game of Thrones, she's much prettier and younger looking in this though.

Kim is ridiculously simpering and pathetic.

Aaah double post

I guess it was supposed to be a couple of weeks later... or the writers have no idea how a pregnancy test works. It has to be Simon's. It's just too cheesy not to be.

I tried to draw their tangled up family tree and Sonny would be the baby's half brother and uncle at the same time. Katie is both Sonny's sister and stepmother.

Ray will probably go mental and smash something.

They never even bothered to finish the surrogacy storyline off. What a pointless introduction of three characters for no resolution.

That is an excellent spot, Sal! I thought Unella looked familiar!

BertieBotts my head just exploded at Sonny's family tree.

Please make series 3!!!

So did the grandma ever give the surrogate the papers?