Predictions for series 3:
Kim's blog is wildly successful & becomes her full time job (who wouldn't want to read someone moaning about the cost of buggies?). They have another baby which potty teaches itself to read by 6 months. Kim then disappears up her own arse in a cloud of PFB-ness.
Rosie & Jude have three more babies before the age of 18. Nobody tells them about condoms. One baby is delivered in a bus shelter, one in a pub toilet, one outside the exam room where Jude does his A-levels. They get magically presented with a council flat because it's just that simple.
Roanna & her daughter are both pregnant, both babies are Simon's. Simon's dad dies & the mum kidnaps baby Sonny. Everyone continues ignoring Roanna when she says she hit him with the car on purpose. Everyone plays golf.
Dev & Jasmine continue having a horrible horrible relationship & stay together for no discernible reason. Their mums live with them forever & Jasmin posts 100 threads on AIBU about her awful MIL. She keeps wearing lots of pink swishy scarves.
Diane opens a nursery which is v easy to do, particularly if you once has your childminding license suspended. Rick makes an absolute killing delivering pizza & pays the mortgage comfortably. Their daughter raises the other babies & also runs the nursery, which nobody acknowledges.
Vicky develops a cocaine habit but gives it up with no problem at all, just like her drinking. She murders a patient but then her pals turn up at court & tell the judge she's a good midwife so it's all forgotten about. Her Hugh Grant boyfriend continues fannying around.
You can thank me later Kay Mellor.