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In The Club - Series Two coming soon!

571 replies

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 21/04/2016 14:41

I've just seen the new .

Hang on to your hats for a another round of pregnancy/childbirth bingo and the continuing adventures of the most drama-filled antenatal group and understaffed maternity unit in the country!

Previous thread here to remind yourselves of last series/loose ends and see if any of Bertie's predictions come true!

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Tigresswoods · 07/06/2016 21:27

Oh the demon fish fingers !

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 21:29

She's a bit OTT with her baby isn't she?

"Choked on a breadcrumb" crikey. If someone actually said that to me id advise she seeked help for anxiety

Xmasbaby11 · 07/06/2016 21:29

Please don't let the midwife get together with Helen's husband!

Why wouldn't she want a c section? It's common with twins isn't it?

Xmasbaby11 · 07/06/2016 21:30

Kim is unbearable!

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 07/06/2016 21:30

they need a "consume alcohol before viewing" notification. Perhaps along with a reminder an hour before.

God these mums would irritate me if I was Jasmine. Let the woman give birth in peace.

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 21:30

Are they seriously going to have the namkaran at the hospital?!!

I think I would kill my dh if he did that...

26milesofsmiles · 07/06/2016 21:32

Argh! I am getting irrationally angry, I can't stand her!

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 21:34

Which her? Wink

They are all getting a bit ridiculous tbh

26milesofsmiles · 07/06/2016 21:36

Doctor: I recommend a CSection, one of your babies is vulnerable."

"Oh gwan then, I'll have em both naturally"

Christ

Xmasbaby11 · 07/06/2016 21:36

I do like the gay couple though.

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 07/06/2016 21:36

Oh my god that baby sneezing

26milesofsmiles · 07/06/2016 21:36

Yes sorry, Need. Bit vague considering!

Kim!

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 21:38

I usually feel sorry for Dev but I actually wanna punch him right in the dick

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 21:39

So a twin is delivered at 33 weeks after mum suffers from high blood pressure. They have also gone under laser therapy to seperate them and they immediately give it to mum for skin to skin?!

Yeah fucking right

Woodhill · 07/06/2016 21:43

None of the visitors seem to have difficulty parking at the hospital.,

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 21:49

I'm glad this is finishing tbh.....

It's become so far fetched that it's not even enjoyable.

CrazyDuchess · 07/06/2016 21:50

Even being pretty pissed it's rather boring....

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 07/06/2016 21:54

Nothing is happening and it's the season finale.

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 21:54

Aha wasn't Roanna who is pregnant it's Katie!

Bahahaha now how is that for a twister

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 07/06/2016 21:56

Oh god if Katie is pregnant with Simon; it'll be a whole bizarre circle.

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 21:57

Eughhh that would be a bit far really wouldn't it?

No I bet it was that bloke she was in bed with last week

Xmasbaby11 · 07/06/2016 21:59

All very neat and quick at the end. They must be leaving it open for another series!

Xmasbaby11 · 07/06/2016 21:59

Lots of stupid women getting pregnant accidentally!

KenDoddsDadsDog · 07/06/2016 22:00

Loved the first series, second was appalling towards the end .

NeedACleverNN · 07/06/2016 22:02

Yes..the first season was enjoyable.
It was witty and punny and said all the bad things about pregnancy that we wished we could really moan about.

The second was fucking ridiculous