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X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

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Raahh · 05/12/2015 11:47

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). Grin I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable Grin

See y'all later.

WineCakeChocolate

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Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:20

Aeroflot looks bored.

LouisawhoisSEVENTEEN is once again being dresses as Shirley Bassey.

She is 17 people.

(Shirley was amazing on Graham Norton, btw).

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Destinysdaughter · 05/12/2015 20:20

Time for another vodka and cranberry I think ( my healthy, fruit based diet drink, it even has fresh lime in it! )

The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:20

Thered, its time. By the time i get to Jonathon ross i usually cant talk much. V sad

NoisyBrain · 05/12/2015 20:20

mmmmm....Gerard Butler in Boss ad.

Colliejollychristmas · 05/12/2015 20:20

Destiny that sounds gorgeous!

Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:21

Destiny- that's a lot of your 5 a day right there.

I've got tonic and lemon in my gin. It's very nice. It tastes just like when I have tonic with vodka. I am immune to the taste of white spirits. until I can't stand up

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Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:22

And cranberry is my favourite vodka mixer.

Followed by whatever i have inGrin. but not fizzy vimto.

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TheFirstNoelHeadbands · 05/12/2015 20:23

I've got Birra Moretti (s) and pork pie

The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:24

I got very drunk on voddie in the 80s. Never again and not touched it since. Not even the coloured sugary stuff they sell now

Rafflesway · 05/12/2015 20:24

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squoosh · 05/12/2015 20:24

'all.....night.....long' always make me want to dance.

Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:25

What did Lionel mean? 'Certainly nothing wrong with the voice'

But something wrong with.... Grin

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Destinysdaughter · 05/12/2015 20:25

5 a day? 5 drinks you mean? Lol. Hic!

squoosh · 05/12/2015 20:25

Well I'll plump for Louisa.

I just want to push Gobbie down a well.

The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:25

Loads of backing here, big wage bill up tonight

TendonQueen · 05/12/2015 20:25

The80s me too on the Milli Vanilli confusion. Charles is definitely dead though, of cancer at 37 Sad

Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:25

Raffles- yep, they do have 'Coming to a Haven/Butlins near you' quality.

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nancy75 · 05/12/2015 20:26

they will be lovin this at butlins, lovin it i tell ya

Destinysdaughter · 05/12/2015 20:26

A cheating ex was very cynical about this song. Said of course the bloke would say that! A bit of projection from him methinks...

squoosh · 05/12/2015 20:26

I hated this song first time around. It's sad though that one of them died.

The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:26

Thats sad about charles.

TheFirstNoelHeadbands · 05/12/2015 20:26

Is it me or he is singing this too fast??

The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:27

Its very fast. Che needs the loo. Bit butlins tho

Destinysdaughter · 05/12/2015 20:27

Think he's done a pretty good job actually. He has a v soulful voice.

nancy75 · 05/12/2015 20:27

TheFirstNoelHeadbands the faster he sings it the quicker it's over - that's fine with me