X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

This isn't going well.

Gin and tonic is nectar from the gods .. Mothers ruin

Can I have gin too please?

This is a bit screechy.

Lauren keeps missing the notes, or is it just my wine soaked ears?

Dearie dearie me.

We can have gin and wine and forget to cook the turkey! Cheers

Nope. Not good.
Which is a shame because Lauren can sing, just not tonight apparently.

I've a feeling she thinks she sounds great

I think gin and earplugs should be obligatory for all Lauren songs

nancy it's a deal .

This is not good. And what happened to the affected voice she put on for 'You don't own me?' She is just a shouter. One shrill shouty jess Glynne is more than enough.

I can see Lauren being like Veruca Salt and throwing an absolute wobblie if things don't go her way.

It wasnt that bad really. She wont win, louisa will

She doesn't know who Lionel is.

It was very screechy- i agree Simon.

Ooh I said screechy!

And she reminds me of a bratty 6 year old who demands to get up and sing at every family get together.

Ooh Simon said "screechy". He DOES watch this thread

Simon is nailing it tonight.

With the comments I mean.

Obviously.

I agree with Simon too. He actually gave good advice (I think!) Unless I'm drunk?

Rita's boobs are v distracting. Isn't this supposed to be a family show?

Rit ahs babs! It should be banned

I haven't started drinking yet. It's time, isn't it?

sorry I'm late. is there any gin left?
Chezza's looking good tonight, what is Rita wearing?

Slack: "PLEASED WITH THOSE COMMENTS?! HAHAHA!" "WHAT WAS IT LIKE WORKING WITH LIONEL?!" "HAHAHA!!!" Stop effing shouting woman.

Si was burgled this week.
Bit off of Olly to mention missing lyrics tho