X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

Slack looks ok !
Love rit ahs dress. What is Grimmy wearing tho? Awful

Rita is wearing curtains.

The 'walk on music' sounds like 2 songs together.

The80sweregreat I think you would find most of Charles & eddies records in your local charity shop - filed under S for shit that nobody in their right mind wants to buy

Slack just grins like a loon all the time.

Grimey's contour is getting stronger every week.

He's practically Kim Kardashian.

Haha Rita nearly fell over! Think she's been on the sherry already..??

Think one of Charles and Eddie is dead.

Lionel was quite obviously looking at SpagBollie and thinking

W

T

F

Lionel's face looks like melted plastic. Do love him tho.

If she is making these 2 sing a proper song then they want them voted out, Simon has obviously had a lightbulb moment and realised that spagbollie can't make a Bob Dylan record

poor SpagBollie, I'm worried they actually think they are good. At least Jedward knew they were shit.

They can't carry a tune in a bucket, though.

Oh dear re charles or eddie! , poor bloke
I always mixed them up with millie vanille !

As the years go on Lionel looks more and more like the wax model in the Hello video.

Grimmy as Kim.. Hmm , might work

One of them is in pleather max

nancy- definitely. There would have to be a mad rush to get the rights to 'The Chicken Song' if they won.

DD1 keeps looking at Lionel and saying 'But who is he?

This isnt good. But i still like them

That gold jacket might come in handy when he is cooking the Turkey for christmas

Dire.

This is weak. All the jumping up and down obviously disguised the fact that they really can't sing!

Cruelty to plows

At least the female dancers have their arses covered this week. So far.

Nancy, wicked! Basted turkeys all round then

Semi clothed dancers - check
Rapping - check
Street style bling clothing - check

They've taken R&Bollix fun away.

Twas pants.

Oh bless spagbollie.

Flack looks much better this week. And so does Cheryl!

See- Pan's People literal staging

nancy you are Simon, aren't you?