X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

He got burgled! WTF? He'll be in an even worse mood than usual.

The80sweregreat you could get a beast of a turkey in that coat - enough for all of us

nancy I think your theory might have been correct. Making SpagBol sing exposed their inability to, well, sing.

Nice guys though.

Well Chezza, you would know all about putting the performance over the vocal ability.

Raahh If i had his money I'd have pissed of to a beach somewhere by now and left this sorry lot to their own devices!

Rita will catch her death going topless when Storm Desmond is howling around.

tut.

Rita's got her baps out again.

Party at mine with basted turkeys and spags doing knees up. Parrtty on! ( and gin for raahh n me) x

Lauren had something in her gut? KFC?

Lauren is a fucking diva- why does she keep getting to swap her song?

Lol squoosh snap

Im in, I'll bring the frazzles

nancy Can I join you.

I swear Lionel's chin is getting bigger

No you sang BEHIND Lionel Ritchie love

Ooh did someone mention gin?

Lauren just reminds me too much of Stacey from Eastenders but with really really nylon hair

We are all in, we need it after weeks of this

So she is going to change it.

To a song she has done before . I don't think she's capable of learning stuff.

Is Jess Glynne on the payroll?

Can I have turkey too nancy?
I'm too knackered to write something amusing about the turkeys on the X-Factor this year but the thought was there.

raahh if you bring the gin you are more than welcome

Oh I love Frazzles!

who dresses Lauren?

Someone take her home- and look for the tune on the way.

Oh god, this is awful. She looks like she's going to walk off and give up.

You can't just keep singing the same songs though surely