X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

Cheers ears, its the final, yay!

Hello everyone. I feel like I'm still watching this as some sort of penance. Or else I have surely been hypnotised into watching? Its just so... meh this year as with all other years

Lauren needed to go, Cheryl was right actually if she was in such a state last night there's no way she'd be able for the final! I was very cruel and snorted when her eyelashes started to fall off because of all the crying

I really liked Che at first but there's something about the way they've 'styled' him (using the term loosely obviously) that makes me feel uneasy when watching him. He almost puts me in mind of the guy that Peter Kay played in Phoenix Nights

Part of me thinks its fairly obvious that Louisa will win, but we never hear the vote count and so part of me hopes thinks that maybe SpagBollie will win thus making a mockery of the entire show and providing the much needed nail in the coffin.

I can't believe X Factor is going to be on again next year!

They'll need Supervet to get this show back on its feet.

ooooh Supervet. Well if he's going to be on it then I might watch! Bit of a Marcus Wareing look about him squoosh would you agree?

He has a passing resemblance to the luscious Marcus. But he doesn't make my loins quiver as Marcus does.

Think they need some decent judges. A proper star not bloody Nick Grimshaw. Anyhow Boy George will be a judge on The Voice soon, that should be fun!

Who do we think would be good judges?

SuperVet

I never 'got' Marcus until he grew a beard.

Actually, Marcus would make a great X Factor judge- nicely scathing, probably knows more about music than Grimmy.

Who do we think would be good judges?

Steve Brookstein?

Seriously though, someone like Will Young who is a musician but he wouldn't touch it with a bargepole

Or someone from ages ago who is still performing, can't think who.

Why on earth Chezza is on there god alone knows. She can't sing, is not a musician, and just auto tunes when she does perform as has been proven.

Rita has earned her place I think but Nick Grimshaw, NO. He doesn't exactly have charisma does he?!

I've got a good idea for X factor, I fancy pitching it to Simon and him paying me ££££ for my brilliant idea.

I do think Simon will sack them all. Even Princess Chezza. For (probably) the last series, he should bring back Louis, and fill the other slots with Anton's dog, and Sinitta. Jedward can take over from Slack and Olly, as a budget 'And and Dec'.

All the acts taking part must have failed in previous years to get beyond the auditions.

Phil with an F will return and win, the winner's single will be "Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)", by The Darkness.

That's my prediction.

And Rousette I don't get the point of Chezza, either.

ooh,Gobby playing matchmaker.

Al needs to dump Mo pronto.

She is so rude.

How much mess would coffee make anyway- it doesn't look like a dry clean only dress

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