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X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

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Raahh · 05/12/2015 11:47

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). Grin I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable Grin

See y'all later.

WineCakeChocolate

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LoadsaBlusher · 06/12/2015 20:53

Is Olly not allowed to read results out again 😜
Good decision by the public.

theredlion · 06/12/2015 20:54

Snap with just about everyone there Grin

The80sweregreat · 06/12/2015 20:54

Che chucked next week then!

NoisyBrain · 06/12/2015 20:54

Slack really needs to stop calling people "my darling".

nancy75 · 06/12/2015 20:54

Well ladies, I will be jealous of you all next Saturday, when I'm on a work night out with 8 male pro tennis players and you are watching the final of X factor! Make sure you slag them off for me Grin

Raahh · 06/12/2015 20:54

Gobby is thnking murderous thoughts.

Oh fuck off, Simon. That was so obvious.

Gobby was dire yesterday. But then so were SpagBol.

yay! no more sub-mariah/whitney shouting.

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The80sweregreat · 06/12/2015 20:55

Laurens eyelashes in escape attempt.
Humming great escape song

theredlion · 06/12/2015 20:55

I could be available for a night out with 8 pro tennis players if you find yourself short on numbers nancy

TheFirstNoelHeadbands · 06/12/2015 20:55

I feel so sorry for Louisa, she's such a minger

Grin
Raahh · 06/12/2015 20:56

Well Slack. That was actually a bit rude. Even if I don't think they should be there.

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The80sweregreat · 06/12/2015 20:56

Nancy, can we gate crash? Lol
Tennis pro = fit guys! Phew!

Raahh · 06/12/2015 20:56

noel Grin

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slithytove · 06/12/2015 20:57

I think the buses are a bit shit

theredlion · 06/12/2015 20:57

I'd be on the R&Bollix bus, that's where the party is at.

nancy75 · 06/12/2015 20:57

Trouble is I am old enough to be their mum! It's not nearly as glamorous as it sounds

The80sweregreat · 06/12/2015 20:57

Any Murrays nancy? Do they clone Andy n Jamie?

The80sweregreat · 06/12/2015 20:58

Thered, lots going on the spags bus! Lots
How to crash that party?
Oh to be famous eh?

Raahh · 06/12/2015 20:58

Next year will be the last I think. especially now ITV have The Voice for 2017.

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TheFirstNoelHeadbands · 06/12/2015 20:58

Nearly there guys, nearly there - see y'all next week 'cept those hobnobbing elsewhere

nancy75 · 06/12/2015 21:00

No murrays I'm afraid!! its never that exciting a night out, they are all health nuts and I'm the drunken old one propping up the bar Grin

Colliejollychristmas · 06/12/2015 21:01

I missed the eyelashes! Aww...

The80sweregreat · 06/12/2015 21:01

How did the man in the moon get his house up there?
See you next week.

Raahh · 06/12/2015 21:01

It has been a long slog.

We deserve medals.

See y'all next week.

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The80sweregreat · 06/12/2015 21:02

Nancy, we can prop up bars, im a pro! Lol
Is it all seaweed s,oothies and energy bars?
Boo

theredlion · 06/12/2015 21:02

Have a good week everyone I'll have booze in for next week.
Cheers Wine