X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

Well, he does the Charles/Eddie warble very well.

They always looked in pain, Charles and Eddie. It's the emotion, innit.

Rita was probably hardly born when that was released. That freaks me out.

poor Charles

Ha and Simon's agreeing with me again! I win the thread haha.

I do like tesco che! But the holiday camps do call. 2016 season

Can't see Che being his real name.I think he's a Simon or a Martin

Lionel was feeling 'what'?

Where is Che's imaginary girlfriend?

I bet he's honking in that polyester mix shirt and pleather jacket.

I googled the London Boys recently. They died in a car crash.

Google is a bit of a bad news bitch sometimes.

Che needs to turn it up still feels like its half hearted.
As an aside- lauren is a very attractive girl but why does Simon comment on how good she looks every week?! Its every single week!

37 is no age to die. Poor Charles.

Che, hmm, nigel Or kevin
Ches gf has gone

wishful I wonder whether Simon comments on Lauren's look because her singing is pretty samey. She can hold a tune but that 'something' is missing.

Platypus- it is also his dad's name

I've said before, but there are 2 at my dd's primary. 2!

Si fancies lauren. Obvs
Love that fleur east number.. Asda has won the xmas ads for me

Since when did it have an accent? Is this a new thing to make him seem more interesting?

thered- exactly- on record, would she sound any different to dozens of other shouty singers? She hasn't got a distinctive voice.

I usually love Che but that was a bit poo. Hoping his next song is better!

I'm not concentrating 100% as I have sudden sharp pains in my lower right abdomen. So flippin' painful but no other symptoms. Hmmmph!

Ben Who?Now? must hate Fleur

Collie- that doesn't sound good.

Ooh bloody hell how rude-we've not been doing the accent in his name

Aeroflöt

There

(Yes I know, wrong language but I do love a good umlaut)

The london boys, being a pop star isnt good. Thats sad too. : ( never know whats round the corner eh?
Life sucks

Loved that song, find Aeroflot a bit boring though.
I'm on some fancy pink fizz I got for my birthday last week. feels a bit weird drinking it in my pyjamas though
Also fragrance adverts really wind me up, do they make any sense to anyone

I wonder why the runners up usually do so much better than the winner...?

Collie

Have you got your appendix collie? Any vomiting/other signs?